Sunday, January 2, 2011

What a great dad!

From the Times Newsweekly:

An off-duty bus driver from Ridgewood was busted last Friday, Dec. 17, for allegedly exposing himself to a 17-year-old girl while driving along a neighborhood street, law enforcement sources said.

Police identified the suspect as 40-year-old Oneil Suarez of 70th Avenue.

Reportedly, the incident took place at around 8:30 a.m. near the intersection of Bleecker Street and Grandview Avenue.

According to law enforcement sources, the girl was walking along Bleecker Street toward Grandview Avenue when she observed Suarez, who was behind the wheel of a 1997 Honda which he drove up along side her.

Police said the suspect allegedly opened the driver’s side door and pulled his pants down, revealing his genitalia and asking the girl to look at it.

The victim reportedly continued walking along Bleecker Street and Suarez followed her slowly behind inside his vehicle. Moments later, authorities said, the victim entered a nearby store and called police.

While she was inside the location, according to the criminal complaint provided by the Queens District Attorney’s office, the suspect allegedly drove past the location repeatedly.

Members of the 104th Precinct responded to the scene and, based on information provided to them, stopped Suarez inside his vehicle a short time later at the corner of Grandview and Greene avenues.

After being identified as the suspect, police arrested Suarez and charged him with public lewdness, harassment and menacing. During questioning, it was reported, the suspect stated that the victim looked like his daughter.

16 comments:

georgetheatheist said...

"When in doubt, whip it out."

Common slang among military enlisted to salute an approaching person in uniform when uncertain of their rank. Better to be safe than sorry.

Evan said...

I took a walk today because it was nice and warm. I passed a female police officer and told her it was nice out. She advised me to put it away before she was obligated to arrest me. Oh well.
Ma would be s-o-o-o-o proud.

Anonymous said...

You think the MTA fires this loser?
$27.00 hr job with benefits, going to have to register as a sex offender. Hopefully they will get a warrant and seize his computer.

You wonder how many times he has done this before without getting caught.

Anonymous said...

During questioning, it was reported, the suspect stated that the victim looked like his daughter.
What a pig. Was he gonna wack off to a girl that reminded him of his daughter?

Anonymous said...

Innocent until PROVEN guilty.

Anonymous said...

if he's found guilty, he should get a stiff fine!

Anonymous said...

if he's found guilty, he should get a stiff fine!

Don't ya just love the penal system?

Anonymous said...

if he's found guilty, he should get a stiff fine!

Don't ya just love the penal system?
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Guffaw! Guffaw! Keep it up!

Moby said...

I'm laughing so hard I don't know if I'm coming or going!

PS Anyone have any photos...for professional purposes, of course?

Captain Renault said...

Police identified the suspect as 40-year-old Oneil Suarez of 70th Avenue.
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Innocent until PROVEN guilty.


Merde!!

Why bother?

As in 2010, the same in 2011:

ROUND UP THE USUAL SUSPECTS!!!!!

Ceiling on my head lady said...

Where are the large Italian men with baseball bats when you need them?

Anonymous said...

"if you are uncertain, draw back the curtain"

Typical vernacular in the midst of martial personnel to address proximate humans in dress garb when in doubt of their place in the hierarchy. Wiser to be cautious rather than regretful.

Evan said...

I have a coat just like that!

Evan's "partner" said...

Geez...
if Evan ever pulled his out, it would be easier to find "Waldo"!

Evan's little " Johnson" said...

Gee mom....I thought it was you boarding the bus so I got carried away for a moment.

Phoebie Zeitgeist Stazitsky said...

Zmack you in da schmuck mine dirty kinder!