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The Crap-O-Sphere ("Crappy")
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- Ackerman wants new VA hospital
- Meeks under investigation
- Monserrate denied by judge!
- Corrupt pols may lose pensions
- Nice to see Kew!
- Car buried for benefit of Bloomberg's staff
- Last ditch effort to expand Travers Park
- Once again: He's just like one of us!
- Crowley in the clear
- Please note: You do not own the street
- Mike replacing marsh with mall
- Expanding Kennedy may harm Jamaica Bay
- 18-story tower on Steinway Street?
- Bill would give inspectors easier access to buildings
- Artist arrested for legally carrying knife
- City planning to build in the water next
- Sex offender also stole church funds
- Safest areas are where legal gun ownership is highest
- Queens: #1 in NYS foreclosures
- Cemusa needs to get with the shoveling program
- Who's really to blame for the RKO Keith's?
- MTA still incompetent during snow
- Carriage horses illegally forced to work after storm
- City drops ball on Travers expansion
- What's with Halloran these days?
- Welfare cheats busted
- City willing to pay $175 million for a park over t...
- Congestion pricing is back
- Is the Queens Library being shortchanged?
- Bloomberg doesn't see past the Upper East Side
- Winter walk in Little Neck
- Beware of fake Pillow Pets
- Bike lane backlash reaching fever pitch
- USDA suggests expanding slaughter to other species
- Morning fire in Woodside
- NYPD seeking Astoria rapist
- Cleaner energy coming to Queens
- Now you see it...soon you won't
- What's killing us
- Girls gone wild at Wendy's
- What's he getting out of it?
- Heirs in favor of Steinway Mansion museum
- Queens may lose 3 more hospitals
- Coyote at Calvary!
- City should stop shoveling shit and start shovelin...
- Fire in illegal conversion in Jamaica
- Millstones' origin being studied
- Watch for flying manhole covers
- ASPCA opens at Atlas Park
- Borough President Vallone?
- Living in the past is sometimes preferable
- As predicted, snow hearing a joke
- Mugger on a tear
- Payback for Brian's mom
- Day care limitations, only in Staten Island
- Secrets of North Brother Island
- A crap above, Brooklyn edition
- Civic meeting or opera performance?
- Lulus on tap today
- Tethering bill is a sham
- Revenge via false complaint
- DOB looking at new procedure after Huang accident
- You win some...
- You lose some...
- Council snow hearings are a waste of time
- City announces Proactive Preservation Initiative
- Widest gap ever between rich and poor
- Jamaica women fear robbery & abduction
- 700 cops for Freedom Tower
- Hailing a cab may get easier
- Honest graft in the Bronx
- Water meters giving inflated readings
- Prisoners getting away with something other than m...
- Press FINALLY catching on to Tommy Huang
- Bloomberg booed at MLK event
- City Council pretends blood isn't on their hands
- More manufacturing lost under Bloomberg
- Make room for Maspeth!
- Unintended consequences
- Crash tax may be up in smoke
- Ghost of Donald Manes still haunts Queens
- Bikers upset about proposed licensing
- Serial robbery suspects sought
- Homeless shelter bites the dust
- Bloomberg may have to divulge Bermuda trips
- Jackson Heights residents want their say
- CUNY pulls out of brownfield site, developer now w...
- More hotels coming to Flushing
- Affordable housing for brownfields
- If you can't sell it, auction it off
- Beautiful house now an illegal hostel
- No room for kids at public schools
- Party's over for Pedro
- Group sues to stop transfer station
- If you can afford it here, you can afford anywhere
- All is forgiven?
- Change of plans for RKO Keith's
- New stormwater filter in Ozone Park
- Is this the final straw for Huang?
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16 comments:
Shtopp. Schtopp. I'm brunsing in mein Lederhosen. Hahr-hahr-hahr!
Sounds like David Paterson a little?
Yep Paterson.
What a lousy job
SNL should let the main talent write the jokes and fire a good 1/2 of those crappy gay writers.
These people from Pa and the midwest have turned the show to total shit. The only people from New York are Kristen and "Speedy" the stage tech
And then God Willing, we can start on Queens...
Yes, that rings true.
What a contrast between a master of comedy like Jim Carrey and the unfunny current SNL cast. The Black Swan parody is an instant classic sketch.
I was surprised jim carrey didn't do one of his fire marshall bill sketches.
Jim Carrey is a master of comedy? Wow.
Not faggy enough. Back to the drawing boards!
Current SNL cast
I worked on that show, what a "club" of miserable people. They don't let the cast do anything but read Q cards.
Every line is made up by this team of writers (all gay people BTW). They then run through what they came up with live in front 8PM dress rehearsal audience and re-write what doesn't work.
That's why you will see a cast member crack up every once and a wile reading the Q cards. (they don't know what lines are coming at them 1/2 the time)
The people on the floor seats you often see inter-reacting with guests and casts during monologs are paid "extras" who get paid to laugh and clap through all the lousy effeminate material.
These same people write and produce many of the other lame shows on NBC. Tina Fey, Alec Baldwin all the same faces and lousy weak gayish materal.
Its one big buddy system and that's why TV today sucks wind !!!!
at the recent kennedy center,
mark twain awards, was that TINA FEY or EDDIE MUNSTER?
I thought it was Sarah Palin.
Tina Fey's impression of Sarah Palin reminds me of Andrea Martin's character Edith Prickley of SCTV, especially the way their ears stick out. SCTV was a funny show.(Rest in Peace, John Candy)
Hey Joe, for someone that supposedly worked for SNL, you should know they're not "Q cards" but "cue cards."
Anon No. 12--
SCTV was incredily funny, especially Joe Flaherty, as underraed a comic talent as there's been over the last few decades. Did you ever see their take off of "Taxi Driver"?
An you should know on a live set the words "cue and card" "miming" (lip syncing) are taboo.
The person working the stacks of them stands to the right of camera and flashes them wile holding them like the letter Q.
--Thats what your told to go with.
Words like cue, teleprompter, pre-recorded, casted, knocking a fellow actor are taboo
This is all to hid the fact most actors are stupid talentless puppets that can only handle "short-shorts" going by line.
I remember Jack Nicholson telling the writers to "stick it" and yelling his suite looks like shit when he came on with Helen Hunt. Jack didn’t to the rehearsal just ran out and totally winged it.
Leave it to an asshole to use spelling to discredit sombody over spelling...congreedulshons !
-Joe
Priceless!
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