This photo taken at Borders in the Atlas Park mall proves that, indeed, there is NOTHING left in this world that is considered sacred. These have got to be the tackiest nativity figures EVER. I don't think about the birth of the savior when I see this; instead I picture Mary and Joseph going to a Nazareth disco. The inflatable Jesus is the icing on the cake.
It's a good thing Jesus and Mary were taken up body and soul, otherwise, they'd surely be turning over in their graves. Sorry, Joe.
I'm calling Rev. Billy.