Let me know how my Spanish translation skills are 'cause I'm a bit rusty...
"Inviting all for days and nights of happiness.
See a live singer dance with your partner and if you're a good dancer win cash prizes or free drinks.
Night of big surprises - win a "surprise girl" to dance with the purchase of 75 dollars of mixed drinks or pina coladas or margaritas.
Have your favorite sexy nurse cure your ills and with your consent more and many more gifts.
We already have a police doll that wants to punish you for your arrest you deserve to get everything you want and dream.
Friday & Saturday
Live music with the groups that you know and if you want to celebrate your birthday, divorce or bachelor party just call, we are preparing everything to bring your partner or find one here.
Sexy girls and a surprise gift to the first key persons - shirts and other surprises but with the new name. We have billiards, foosball, ATM and other things. Open 7 days.
New administration is to see the law."
Apparently, a woman with fake boobs is waiting to paddle you (and God knows what else) at the Casa Antigua.