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- NYPD shoots dangerous parolee
- Afternoon fire in Woodside
- Astoria not too thrilled with state budget
- From the point of Hunters Point
- Bronx 911 call center still delayed
- Queens jobless numbers bad, but Bronx is worst
- Lobbyists not affected by recession
- Sears' window
- Con Ed "on it" at Willets Point!
- Outside CitiField
- Willets Point Cleanup Day slideshow & videos
- A $1,000,000 billboard
- New street signs are confusing Hamilton Beach
- Work drying up for film industry
- Battle over Marty's $64M potato chip
- Klein threatens teacher cuts
- What you can't do in CitiField...
- Happy Birthday, Queensboro Bridge!
- North Shore Towers concerned about antennas
- Morgan needs a home
- Ridgewood gets preservation attention
- Bloomie plays the name game
- Rego Park robber on the loose
- Leave off the last S for "strapped"
- Forest Hills crap owners threaten to move or sue
- Frank Lloyd Crap discovers Bed-Stuy
- CB13 concerned about apt building cell tower
- Shocker: Contractor cheated employees
- Victim plants kiss on Hiram in court
- The fuel of the future?
- Despite fines, NYC still full of crap
- Man wins lotto by playing Madoff's number
- A super amazing crap pile!
- Workers remove 17,000 lbs. of crap from Willets Point
- Whitestone Bridge closed both directions
- Dems may take up collection for Hiram
- Bloomberg orders 4 more firehouses closed
- Rockaway projects to get better surveillance
- If at first you don't succeed...
- Money is no object for NY State or NYC
- City has worst unemployment numbers since 1993
- We must be in bad shape...
- Budget cuts even affect the dead
- 110th Precinct looking out for us!
- Since it's (almost) Friday...
- City sends sanitation army to Willets Point
- Community group to fix Rockaway firehouse
- Council no-shows
- Ratner's architect thinks Atlantic Yards won't happen
- Close call in Whitestone
- Tuberculosis thriving in Queens
- Mets screwing Little Leaguers
- Huang House site now treacherous for pedestrians
- Willets Point cleanup this Friday at 12 noon
- Ridgewood Theatre to reopen in July
- When Manhattan had white picket fences
- City to seize Vietnam Veteran's property for devel...
- LPC's latest crock o'crap
- DOB's royal screwjob
- Former hospital staff still without jobs
- Rockaway island builder donated to pols
- The title says it all
- SCA admits Maspeth school won't cater to locals
- Flagpole is more than meets the eye
- Two-Ton Tony in more trouble
- Cyclists causing problem for walkers on bridge path
- More hotel headaches in Dutch Kills
- Addition turns into new building
- New York is not free in more ways than one
- Queens nabes among first to get new water meters
- A must read about the Crooked Clubhouse
- Multi-family home sales fell in 2008
- Die-hard Mets fan knows the score at Willets Point
- MONSERRATE INDICTED
- Sob story will get you in Section 331
- Gang leaders face death penalty for 2007 Flushing ...
- Schools not helping non-English speaking kids
- 'H To The O Double-L-I-S'
- Guarding the fort
- Homeless drop-in facility for LIC
- "We didn't realize it was landmarked."
- Fedders at Queens Plaza!
- First butterfly of Spring!
- Elephant parade tomorrow night
- The booming borough
- Possible conflict of interest for councilman
- DEP does nothing about sewage problem for a year
- Pistilli still a real pisser
- Bloomberg shocks bike riders
- Parking meter rates raised
- Photoshop gone horribly wrong
- Car crashes into Corona laundromat
- He's on his way...
- Javits Center project approved
- 400 city hospital jobs to be slashed
- Removal of street parking may affect business
- Another group home for Richmond Hill
- Idlewild is "Park of the Month"
- Diversity exhibit at Queens Center
- ROAD TRIP!!!
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25 comments:
Let me guess, hmmmmm what could it be? What is Dave Kerpen best qualified to run for? Hmmmmmm. Let me think. Hmmmmmm. Wait a minute, I am sure there has got to be something he is qualified for, right? Ummmmmmm, let me think again. Hmmm, how about (sorry drawing lots of blanks)? Ummmmmmm. Oh drat, I cannot think of one single solitary public office, especially HIGHER public office, Dave Kerpen is qualified for. Oh well. I guess we will all just have to wait on pins and needles for the "big announcement." I know the political world is just dying to know...NOT!
Heh, sounds like someone is afraid. Good.
I hope it's Helen Marshall's seat. Everyone in Queens is more qualified than that dingbat to be borough president.
Let me guess, hmmmmm what could it be? What is Dave Kerpen best qualified to run for? Hmmmmmm. Let me think. Hmmmmmm. Wait a minute, I am sure there has got to be something he is qualified for, right? Ummmmmmm, let me think again. Hmmm, how about (sorry drawing lots of blanks)? Ummmmmmm. Oh drat, I cannot think of one single solitary public office, especially HIGHER public office, Dave Kerpen is qualified for. Oh well. I guess we will all just have to wait on pins and needles for the "big announcement." I know the political world is just dying to know...NOT!
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What is Helen Marshall qualified for? How about Elizabeth Crowley?
Just what makes someone qualified to be a representative? I thought it was the desire to make the city better and to help the people who live here. Are these things Dave believes in? We already know the current elected officials don't care about anyone but themselves.
Hey, give the guy a chance. He can't be any worse than what we already have in office. Give him credit for trying to run against these political thieves. Maybe he'll surprise you!
Maybe he's going to join the run for Public Advocate, although if Mark Green does decide to try for it again, he certainly has the name recognition.
Who the fuck is Dave Kerpen?
Nec scire fas est omnia.
Dave Kerpen is a teacher. Dave Kerpen is a business owner. Now, Dave Kerpen wants to serve the city he grew up in.
Born in Brooklyn, Dave attended public elementary school PS 230 before attending Hunter High School, the public, specialized high school in Manhattan. He studied at Boston University on a full academic scholarship, and graduated magna cum laude in 1998 with a B.S. in education and a B.A. in psychology.
Dave has taught math in public junior high schools for the past three years, including most recently at IS 237 in Flushing. He also is a partner in theKbuzz, a non-traditional marketing firm, based at The Shops at Atlas Park in Glendale.
Dave lives in Deepdale Gardens with his wife Carrie and 2 daughters, Charlotte and Kate. He is an avid New York Mets fan and tennis player and is very proud to live in the most ethnically diverse county in the world.
Organizational Affiliations:
Alley Pond Environmental Center
American Cancer Society
David Wright Foundation
Deepdale Gardens, Board of Directors
Deepdale Gardens Community Pool
Eleanor Roosevelt Democratic Club
John F Kennedy Regular Democratic Club, Board
Multiple Sclerosis Society, Long Island Chapter
New York Hall of Science
Queens Chamber of Commerce
Queens County Farm Museum
Samuel Field YMHA
Saul Weprin Democratic Club
United Federation of Teachers, Convention Delegate
Word of Mouth Marketing Association
Thank you.
Thank you for pointing out what a loser Dave is. "An avid Mets fan". We don't need any more losers in Albany!
I met Dave and he is a good guy. I hope he is running of Queens BP office.
BTW Dave Kerpen was also on a short-lived Fox reality show named Paradise Hotel. Basically, Paradise Hotel revolved about people trading partners and back-stabbing each other resulting in some rather sophomoric dramedy. To Dave's credit he did get runner up in the eventual conclusion of this s***. He was totally screwed by his Britney-esque partner when she decided to keep the money for herself. Just trying to give the voters of Queens some perspective. Great blog.
PS: I know how sad it is that I remember all this.
Oh gosh! What a new lovely box, wrapped so nice and such a beautiful bow! Well, lets look inside – Oh - just another NY Liberal inside, to bad I was so excited.
He's too chicken to run against the Vallone Dynasty. Someone please run!
If he runs against Monserrate he has my vote.
Vote to Keep Marshall in office Parkside needs more of you money
Funny.
Nothing on astorians.com
Lots of monthly invites to the local democratic clubhouse meeting by a recently featured HDC speaker!
You mean the one that posted on line that they like hairy guys?
Well then Wade Nichols had better 'meat' him!
Ummm... no thanks.
Dave is a very qualified candidate, and will make a great borough president. He may not have a thousand years in government, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. To me, it proves that he's not tainted and not a member of the political machine. And that means he can truly be a representative for the people of Queens- because is one of them- not a machine politician who feels it's essential to remain unknown and distant to the voters (or else they wouldn't be reelected!).
Dodge, I saw your photo on your website. Question: have your testicles descended yet?
2 white
2 be
a Golem.
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