Friday, March 6, 2009

Dave's big announcement

Someone we know and love is in for an unpleasant Saturday. Tee hee...

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let me guess, hmmmmm what could it be? What is Dave Kerpen best qualified to run for? Hmmmmmm. Let me think. Hmmmmmm. Wait a minute, I am sure there has got to be something he is qualified for, right? Ummmmmmm, let me think again. Hmmm, how about (sorry drawing lots of blanks)? Ummmmmmm. Oh drat, I cannot think of one single solitary public office, especially HIGHER public office, Dave Kerpen is qualified for. Oh well. I guess we will all just have to wait on pins and needles for the "big announcement." I know the political world is just dying to know...NOT!

Anonymous said...

Heh, sounds like someone is afraid. Good.

Anonymous said...

I hope it's Helen Marshall's seat. Everyone in Queens is more qualified than that dingbat to be borough president.

Anonymous said...

Let me guess, hmmmmm what could it be? What is Dave Kerpen best qualified to run for? Hmmmmmm. Let me think. Hmmmmmm. Wait a minute, I am sure there has got to be something he is qualified for, right? Ummmmmmm, let me think again. Hmmm, how about (sorry drawing lots of blanks)? Ummmmmmm. Oh drat, I cannot think of one single solitary public office, especially HIGHER public office, Dave Kerpen is qualified for. Oh well. I guess we will all just have to wait on pins and needles for the "big announcement." I know the political world is just dying to know...NOT!
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Anonymous said...

What is Helen Marshall qualified for? How about Elizabeth Crowley?

Anonymous said...

Just what makes someone qualified to be a representative? I thought it was the desire to make the city better and to help the people who live here. Are these things Dave believes in? We already know the current elected officials don't care about anyone but themselves.

Anonymous said...

Hey, give the guy a chance. He can't be any worse than what we already have in office. Give him credit for trying to run against these political thieves. Maybe he'll surprise you!

Anonymous said...

Maybe he's going to join the run for Public Advocate, although if Mark Green does decide to try for it again, he certainly has the name recognition.

georgetheatheist said...

Who the fuck is Dave Kerpen?

Nec scire fas est omnia.

Anonymous said...

Dave Kerpen is a teacher. Dave Kerpen is a business owner. Now, Dave Kerpen wants to serve the city he grew up in.

Born in Brooklyn, Dave attended public elementary school PS 230 before attending Hunter High School, the public, specialized high school in Manhattan. He studied at Boston University on a full academic scholarship, and graduated magna cum laude in 1998 with a B.S. in education and a B.A. in psychology.

Dave has taught math in public junior high schools for the past three years, including most recently at IS 237 in Flushing. He also is a partner in theKbuzz, a non-traditional marketing firm, based at The Shops at Atlas Park in Glendale.

Dave lives in Deepdale Gardens with his wife Carrie and 2 daughters, Charlotte and Kate. He is an avid New York Mets fan and tennis player and is very proud to live in the most ethnically diverse county in the world.

Organizational Affiliations:
Alley Pond Environmental Center
American Cancer Society
David Wright Foundation
Deepdale Gardens, Board of Directors
Deepdale Gardens Community Pool
Eleanor Roosevelt Democratic Club
John F Kennedy Regular Democratic Club, Board
Multiple Sclerosis Society, Long Island Chapter
New York Hall of Science
Queens Chamber of Commerce
Queens County Farm Museum
Samuel Field YMHA
Saul Weprin Democratic Club
United Federation of Teachers, Convention Delegate
Word of Mouth Marketing Association

georgetheatheist said...

Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for pointing out what a loser Dave is. "An avid Mets fan". We don't need any more losers in Albany!

Anonymous said...

I met Dave and he is a good guy. I hope he is running of Queens BP office.

FJF said...

BTW Dave Kerpen was also on a short-lived Fox reality show named Paradise Hotel. Basically, Paradise Hotel revolved about people trading partners and back-stabbing each other resulting in some rather sophomoric dramedy. To Dave's credit he did get runner up in the eventual conclusion of this s***. He was totally screwed by his Britney-esque partner when she decided to keep the money for herself. Just trying to give the voters of Queens some perspective. Great blog.

PS: I know how sad it is that I remember all this.

Sarah said...

Oh gosh! What a new lovely box, wrapped so nice and such a beautiful bow! Well, lets look inside – Oh - just another NY Liberal inside, to bad I was so excited.

Anonymous said...

He's too chicken to run against the Vallone Dynasty. Someone please run!

Anonymous said...

If he runs against Monserrate he has my vote.

Anonymous said...

Vote to Keep Marshall in office Parkside needs more of you money

Anonymous said...

Funny.

Nothing on astorians.com


Lots of monthly invites to the local democratic clubhouse meeting by a recently featured HDC speaker!

Anonymous said...

You mean the one that posted on line that they like hairy guys?

Miles Mullin said...

Well then Wade Nichols had better 'meat' him!

Anonymous said...

Ummm... no thanks.

Dodge Landesman said...

Dave is a very qualified candidate, and will make a great borough president. He may not have a thousand years in government, but that's not necessarily a bad thing. To me, it proves that he's not tainted and not a member of the political machine. And that means he can truly be a representative for the people of Queens- because is one of them- not a machine politician who feels it's essential to remain unknown and distant to the voters (or else they wouldn't be reelected!).

georgetheatheist said...

Dodge, I saw your photo on your website. Question: have your testicles descended yet?

Anonymous said...

2 white
2 be
a Golem.