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Artwork by Jerry Rotondi
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Blog Archive
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2008
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October
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- Como wimps out of debate again
- Birds of a feather...part 7
- Haunted mansion murder on Staten Island
- Bushwick's spooky mansion
- Ghostbusters called to SI church
- Avella tells Bloomberg off
- Nydia: "Land Grabs Like This Give Eminent Domain A...
- Crappo Italiano in Red Hook
- Rest in Peace, Nancy Cataldi
- Cardinal confims he's not a Como fan
- 1940s NYC returns in old photos
- Another major surprise - schools are overcrowded
- The decline of manufacturing in NYC
- Vallone vs. Astoria housing for homeless
- An excellent piece about tweeding
- Rangel protest expands
- Downzoning fails to stop overdevelopment
- Overnight fire at Main St and Roosevelt Ave
- What politicians, ugly buildings and whores have i...
- Jesus Christ, Cardinal Egan endorse Como?
- Far Rockaway: NYC's "toss-away location"
- 'Healthy' tree falls down
- LPC gives blessing to St. Vincent's demo
- Citizens Union sticks with Frank
- Crazy inspector and building owner go at it
- Tide: Not just for laundry anymore!
- Lady Liberty coming to LIC
- Campaign sign doubles as wanted poster
- Metro visits Crescent Street
- Touchy Tierney
- Assembly's Silver opposes video slots at Belmont
- Documenting illegals: good luck with that
- Voters want statewide term limits
- Kissena cell tower
- Crane accident in College Point
- More on the plummeting price of homes
- Houseboat eviction at World's Fair Marina
- Chronicle defends Queens hipster
- Como sends out hilarious mailer, part 2
- Allegations of cat starvation at Sunnyside stores
- How the Campaign Finance Board wastes our money
- Collection of term limits articles
- Marge's malarkey
- Pregnant woman stabbed to death in S. Ozone Park
- Testimony and protest over Hunters Point South
- Henry Stern makes interesting point
- Queens Tribune vs. Queens Council pigs
- Negotiations failing at Willets Point
- An open letter to the City Council
- Chronicle's big fuss over Muss
- Mystery boxes popping up in Bayside
- Red-faced over green 'pumpkin'
- Hotel fight back on in Springfield Gardens
- Addabbo bill to stop foreclosure
- Queens house prices plummet
- Shocked on term limits
- Battle between boroughs over oldest building
- Transit report recommendations
- Grand Avenue house of horrors
- Birds of a feather...part 7
- Thompson: "Democracy has been suspended"
- What happened behind closed doors
- Tweeders united
- Aqueduct deal official
- Construction fence sums it up perfectly
- 33 poodles taken from Queens home
- Parkway Village considered for landmarking
- Queens rapist in Astoria and Corona
- More Forest Avenue Crapitecture
- Did Como make a deal with the devil?
- Another piece of Shea gone for good
- Funky Jamaica flower looks like Hindu god
- Long Island Motor Parkway turns 100
- Queens lady gets non-stop phone calls
- Gallagher acting as Como's attack dog
- Firehouse in Flushing hits century mark
- Rickles remembers where he came from
- Arrested aliens back out on the street
- NYS Pavilion: Weedy, seedy and needy
- The term limits plot thickens...
- Day laborers busted on 69th Street
- Kensinger's Creek photos
- Piano factories to condos
- Bastards...
- 2 cops shot in subway by illegal alien
- Laurelton LIRR station unsafe
- Flushing Meadows boathouse restoration
- Don't get snaked by fake sewer fix
- Queens kids go to school
- Kew Gardens Hills: where everything is low-rent
- Will of the people to be trampled on Thursday
- Thompson blasts Bloomberg's tactics
- Kaufman Astoria breaks ground on expansion
- City poisons our waters while fixing potholes
- Hooray for Hiram!
- How do we have money for this?
- Bad vibrations in Jackson Heights
- Daily News vs. Aqueduct Casino
- COUNCIL-RACE LOSER SPENT TAXPAYERS' MONEY LIKE A W...
- Scenic Lake Ivan, Jackson Heights
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Pinky: "Hey look, now i can grope two old people while getting my photo taken at the same time! I'm totally going to have to go home after this and rub one out!"
Bloomie thinking to himself: Gee the things I have to do to get elected. I have to hang out with a crooked skank, a pink pervert with green teeth and a some old guy that's is slurring like he's had one too many.
B: "What's a schayne madel like you doing in a place like this?"
M: "I passed over 700 pieces of legislation... no, wait that wasn't here... I thought you said shiny model..."
K: "Maybe if I have a baby, I can hire him as a political consultant..."
G. Hic.
Is Bloomie checking out Kat's rack? No wonder he's squinting.
"What does Hevesi see in her?"
Bloomie is checking out Katz's rat teeth while Maltese is drooling.
One of these pols is not like the others
One of these wipes just isn't the same
One of these turds is not like the others, now its time to play our game. Its time to play our game...
(voice of bob from sesame st) well, kids, no matter who you picked, everybody's a winner! It turns out that all of these people are different in their own special way. Only one of these people is an embarrassing, corrupt, senile dufus. If you guessed the old man on the right, then you're correct! Good job! Now only one of these people is an egotistical, tyrannical billionaire bastard. Yep, he's the next one over. He thinks people with money should change the law for their own benefit. Now this bald man with the mustache and phony smile, he likes to have sex with grandmothers just like yours. Isn't that special, kids? And finally, the lady on the left is special because she had just had a little baby! - just for publicity so she could get a new job!
Now wave goodbye to our friends as we pull the handle and flush them down the toilet. That's where poop belongs, kids!
"So, Melinda, spill the beans already and reveal which one of us is the kid's father!"
mike: i had no idea there were so many commoners in queens, this bunch takes the cake. i have to find a ways out of here.
melinda: man i wish i were a man.
dennis: look at that hottie grandma in the 3rd row...zowie.
serf: what if i jumped on melinda now and imagined she was susan.
melinda: c'mon guys. who stole my kneepads?
mike: shut up and wipe your mouth!
Manage a quatre (4)?
Looks like Pinky is in his element, moving up the quality scale with the exotically weird Melinda. Bloomie is interested in what sort hybrid creature she is and Serf is simply clueless about the rest of them.
oh honey, get away from that lowlife.
why are you standing next to a rapist?!
Melinda-san: Eeeew, Pinkie, now I know where you got that name. And, yes, people are right; you are just a girlie boy.
Rapist: Mikey, turn a little more to your right. There, Oh! NO! That's not a weeny you got there! And bitch; don't call me girlie boy just 'cause I wear pink panties. And, how did you know that, anyway?
Commissar: Why are my subjects not kneeling? Benepe and the other lackeys always kneel at the zipper end. They do this trick of pulling the zipper up or down with their teeth and then doing something common with their tongue.
Old Man: What's happening? Where are we? Who are these people? Are they buying me or selling me? I do recognize that guy with the turtle face, he wants me to sign something. He's stealing property again. Something about affordable housing for the homeless illegal aliens and getting rich. What is he whispering about the zipper trick?
"Because of her expertise, she can be Gummo."
The story behind the photo:
Melinda- Just found out that she received $20,000 from real estate management company.
Gallagher- After photo was taken he found out about his son Patrick. His smile disappeared.
Bloomberg- About to get a whiff of Katz's fish breath.
Maltese- Doesn't remember Katz's first name.
MK to MB: "Mine's bigger!"
MK: 'Thanks, guys, for getting my brother the job at York College.'
MB: 'No prob. Comrie's wife works there, too.'
SM: 'Good to keep things in the family.'
Perv: 'I'm touching myself at this very moment.'
and this blog's obsession with the departed dennis gallagher continues ...
i'll keep sending it until it gets posted.
Dennis died? HOORAY!!!
I believe many bloggers on this site see Gallagher as a similar figure to OJ. I kind of agree except I believe Gallagher is more devious and vicious.
NOW THAT'S SOME F-----G WHORE HOUSE
WITH THE MAYOR AS A MADAM!
Yep....
that's where the NYC real estate industry gets laid while us taxpayers get f----d!
We only wish that Dennis
joined the dearly departed.
He's still posting here.
Wattsa matter "Pinky"... don't have a real job or a real life yet?
Getting off on blogging instead of grandmas these days?
Go see a shrink (for your head not your penis. That needs enhancement)!
You mean there's also a
"little Pinky"
as well as a "big Pinky"?
Ha, ha, ha!
Well, two heads are better than one
I suppose.
Yeah, but unfortunately
it's the little one
that does all his thinking!
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