Thursday, March 29, 2007

Vintage Weiner

If anyone is privy to the location of "Republic Party" headquarters, please write to queens_crap@yahoo.com and let us know. We're curious how this party was able to accomplish so much considering we've never heard of them. Thanks.


Anthony, oh, Anthony, how did you ever get this far in life?

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

A "cocktail frank" shouldn't attempt to present himself as a "foot long" hot dog!

Anonymous said...

Weiner was doing it deliberately because Bush refers constantly to the "Democrat" party, much to their consternation/

Anonymous said...

As per David Letterman:

The party that is out of touch, that has govern for years and thrown away opportunities, the party that has no new ideas ...

sorry

that was the Democrat party.

Voter said...

This weasel is the "son of Schumer". The genetics tell the rest. There is hardly amy politician more viciously stupid then Schumer.

Whiner learned much from Chucky, though he doesn't appear as vicious. But, he is as stupid.

Put Whiner in as mayor, you get upchuckie pulling the strings.

Do you want to find out? Can you take that risk? Remember, Whiner was (probably still is) upchuck's lickspittle lackey lapdander. Check it out.

Julie said...

Weiner was doing it deliberately because Bush refers constantly to the "Democrat" party, much to their consternation

In terms of words, Republican = Democrat, so I don't get why he's so offended.

Floyd said...

A proud representative of the party of the jackass.

Anonymous said...

JUST REMEMBER LAST ELECTION WE ALMOST LOST MALTESE, WE REALLY NEED TO GET OUT THE VOTE NEXT ELECTION OR WE MAY WIND UP WITH BADEO. TIME TO MOVE

voter said...

What harm would visit us if Maltese lost the last election? Or the next election?

Isn't competition just super?

Liman said...

Wanna know how the aptly named Weiner got so far? Campaign contributions from deep-pocketed interest groups whose bidding he does without shame. He is despicable. He can't possibly believe half the things he says.

georgetheatheist said...

Does anyone out there know where the new Republican (independent- from-Maltese?)Chairman, Phil Ragusa, stands on any issue? Will Democan-Republicrat "business as usual" deals still be the order of the day?

Ragusa, are you the new broom that sweeps clean?

Anonymous said...

"Gee I wish I were an Oscar Meyer WEINER so all the girls would be in love with me!"

Adapted from an old advertising jingle!