Thursday, March 3, 2022

Queens sex machines


 

Patch 

  "Sex mayhem" is driving at least one Queens resident to distraction.

"For the love of God, stop these sex addicts," the 311 complainant wrote. "O to the R to the G to the Y. If you know how to spell and read that is orgy."

This report of a boisterous outer-borough bacchanal is one of hundreds the city's 311 system received regarding raucous reproduction in New York City over the past year.

The city's official helpline received 277 complaints between Feb. 19, 2021, and Feb. 9, 2022, from people scorning orgies and bemoaning the sounds of moaning, according to records obtained by Patch.

Queens logged 103 complaints — the most of all the boroughs — with Manhattan second with 66, Brooklyn third with 55, Bronx fourth with 48 and Staten Island fifth with four.

The most clamorously amorous appear to partake on a seemingly quiet road of residential houses on the coast of Jamaica Bay, although some residents expressed skepticism the reports were valid.

"This cannot be real," one local told Patch on a private Facebook group message.

Yet someone logged 56 sex noise complaints for Cross Bay Boulevard against an orgy of "hippies" — who sometimes dress up as Freddy Krueger, Pennywise and the Easter Bunny — with an alleged fondness for the theme music of professional wrestler Velveteen Dream, data shows.

"They're still here causing a sex mayhem," their alleged neighbor declared one morning at 6 a.m. "Thought it was too cold outside for an orgy party. Doesn't stop this guy."

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Better than a drug dealer or gang member living next door. Invest in some ear plugs and headphones and go about your own business. Most of the people who live in nyc are not even from nyc. So you chose to move to this city, made the government build more housing so your dumb asses can move here and live on top of each other. In you dont like the noise then move somewhere quieter like back to your own home states or countries.

Anonymous said...

Please! This is a Family Blog. You wanna turn it into Porno-land?
You must miss the old 42nd Street.
You oughta puta warning on it.

Anonymous said...

Those are not sounds of sex "moanings:. Its "Quotation Drone"'s "moanings".

Anonymous said...

This is what you voted for, enjoy it.

Adriatic Hillbilly said...

Where to begin?? The comments should write themselves....

Anonymous said...

Could this be called "Aural Sex"???

Adriatic Hillbilly said...

I dated a Queens sex machine a number of years back - Marjorie from Ridgewood, a voluptuous Latina security guard in my office building... What a doll, I sure blew it letting her go...😔

Chubbz The Enforcer said...

This thread hits 50 comments by lunchtime tomorrow... Prove me wrong!

Anonymous said...

Hey, angry basement dwelling troll and lifetime asshole, the only skanks who moan for you are on 11th Avenue, after you infected them with Gonorrhea! Your mother should have swallowed!

Anonymous said...

TA commie, ditch the e-bike, you might get lucky.

Anonymous said...

What a doll, I sure blew it

I think I see what the problem was...

Anonymous said...

@"TA commie, ditch the e-bike, you might get lucky"
Having a fistful of fifies in a whorehouse could not help the TA Commie !
Prove Me Wrong...

Anonymous said...

an a$$hole trying to foment trouble, did anyone bother to note there are no homes on Crossbay Blvd

Anonymous said...

My inner spirit will not allow me to read or listen to trash like TA Commies/Bike Nuts !

Adriatic Hillbilly said...

@ anonymous above... Touché...well played, sir, well played 😁

Anonymous said...

@“ My inner spirit will not allow me to read or listen to trash like TA Commies/Bike Nuts !”
I don’t listen to TrumpTurds or other assorted right wingers either. They talk too much crap.

Joe said...

Its properly birds or porn movie. The old pervert is likely 80% deaf and hasn't a clue how loud the shit is.
I would play loud porn website, car crash sound from "Detroit Rock City" through guitar amp to annoy the racist bitch next door to Zoe's grandparents house in Breezy Point. This as payment for non stop harassment, always calling the cops "Loud music" "naked women, noise, fireworks, drinking, orgy's, called us devil's and every dam thing else" when we had summer party's.
Nobody's was ever naked and certainly no orgy's. The woman was just crazy and hateful because we weren't Irish and were never seen in church.
That could be what's happening here, Likely something is going on.

I note the term "hippies" from the complaintent, he or she may be senile or demented hearing things. All those people from the 1960s are having problems now from all the acid and odd drugs they took.
Look at our homeless people, the most problematic and schizophrenics are right in that late 60's early 70s age bracket.