Wednesday, March 20, 2013

Hiram's teeth give him short reprieve from clink

From the NY Post:

It seems that Hiram Monserrate’s teeth are as rotten as his reputation.

The prison-bound ex-pol has won an extra month of freedom for desperately needed dental work on his diseased choppers, court papers reveal.

Monserrate — who was sentenced to two years in the slammer for corruption — went to his dentist in mid-January “complaining of recent, severe pain,” defense lawyer James Neuman wrote.

Tooth doc Louis Shapiro performed repeated root canal procedures, but Monserrate still needs four more crowns installed, according to the Manhattan federal court filing.

“Dr. Shapiro opines that this treatment is necessary and must be done ‘expeditiously’ in order to avoid additional damage,” Neuman said.

“Upon information and belief, it is very unlikely that this type of work would occur while Mr. Monserrate is in custody.”

Judge Colleen McMahon gave Monserrate until April 11 to start serving his time behind bars.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Who is paying for this?
He's a slick one alright.

Anonymous said...

He obviously bit off more than he could chew!

Anonymous said...

He won't need teeth in jail.

Anonymous said...

his chickens have come home to ROOT.

Political greed is the ROOT of much evil.

Anonymous said...

He should be a "dentured" servant!!!

Anonymous said...

It figures he'd wait to get his dental work in prison, so the taxpayers could pay for it.

Anonymous said...

if he wasn't such a schmuck, he could have worn the CROWN.

DRILL BABY DRILL.....

Anonymous said...

I would think he needs to get his sphincter worked on too for his upcoming time in the pokey.

Anonymous said...

Bubba willl make Hiram remove his dentures out before offering him his "flute" to play on.

Anonymous said...

They are only going to get knocked out in prison anyway. Who ever thunk prison guards are nice? Tony Semenorio was their leader.