It's Friday. Spring is finally here and we're heading into a weird political season. Go ahead and caption this photo. Whatever you come up with can't possibly be any scarier than the truth.
So here's the plan.....Let's see, first we screw the home ownwers on 32nd street, then we remove fluoride from the water, then we run for BEEP as a precursor to becoming MAYOR!!!!
Hey Pete have your brothers boy Lombardi bash Evan stavisky and Harry I am sick and tired of them trying to get paid on every campaign and they humiliated me on the bob turner race. I got to get rid of the mother in two years because I am getting pressured by the Asians.
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15 comments:
I don't know where Larry is, Moe.
did you get our campaign $$$$$ transfer from China yet ?
Joe: "So, Pete, you really don't need to use vaseline when you're screwing your constituents?"
Jr: "Nope ... been doing it that way for generations."
The residents of Queens are idiots...they won't notice...I say we go with our plan and continue destroying their lives...
"I'm not only the Hair Club for Men president, I'm also a client."
"Throw your brother under the bus and County will endorse you."
"Jeez Pete, Astoria is looking shitty lately. I know a realtor who could fix you up with a nice spread in Virginia."
"What are we going to this time Joe?"
"I don't know, Pete."
"What we try to do every night, run Queens into the ground."
Petey: My band will play at your next fundraiser.
Joe: You guys do Sweet Home Alabama?
So here's the plan.....Let's see, first we screw the home ownwers on 32nd street, then we remove fluoride from the water, then we run for BEEP as a precursor to becoming MAYOR!!!!
geez...which G.O.P./Conservative can we blame the NYC 10% unemployment numbers on ?
Dudn't know Crowly find thinking that difficult.
Hey Pete have your brothers boy Lombardi bash Evan stavisky and Harry I am sick and tired of them trying to get paid on every campaign and they humiliated me on the bob turner race. I got to get rid of the mother in two years because I am getting pressured by the Asians.
Scratching our heads till the CASH cows come home.
Hey Pete.."Which one am I again, Dweedle Dee or Dweedle Dum"?
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