Monday, May 12, 2008

Choose a slogan for Queens

You've seen the slogans on the signs as you enter or leave Brooklyn: "Fugheddaboudit!" and "How Sweet It Is" and a couple others. But in Queens, the highway signs are more plain-Jane: "Entering Boro of Queens." If you could jazz them up, what would you say?

If Brooklyn Is Fugheddaboudit, What's Queens?

I figured you guys would have fun with this one.

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Vibrant! Diverse! Exciting! Queens!

Anonymous said...

Queens, land of mystery meat.

Anonymous said...

We should have a famous quote:

Shut Up! You Meathead You.
-Archibald Bunker

Anonymous said...

No outsiders or different people allowed!!!

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Queens, land of developers and realtors.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the concrete jungle.

Anonymous said...

Queens: Where everything from our sidewalks to our borough president are really fucked up!

Anonymous said...

Queens: Get out while you still can!

Anonymous said...

Over-development! Tweeding! Corruption! Grandmother Raping!
We have it all!

Eric Arthur Blair said...

Queens - Those were the days!

or

A lot of good people come from Queens, but they no longer live there!

With apologies to Archibald Bunker

Anonymous said...

Queens: Borough of Human Warehouses!

Queens: Only 48 landmarks. Developers welcome!

CitySwamp said...

"There's a really good restaurant in Jackson Heights that is actually mediocre and overpriced by Queens standards but maybe your Manhattan friends will like it!"

Anonymous said...

"Avenues, Roads, Streets, and Drives- we have your number"

Anonymous said...

Welcome to Queens - A Developer's Paradise!

Anonymous said...

Queens the place Bloomberg like to shit all over.

Anonymous said...

Welcome to the Third World - QUEENS!

Queens Crapper said...

Yes, the "Third World" War, so to speak.

jerry rotondi said...

I'm submitting
an abbreviated version of
of former QHS president
Stan Cogan's line,
"A developer's paradise
and landmarks stepchild".

It can be shortened to,
"A developers paradise".

Anonymous said...

"Where political crooks
meet to cook"!

Anonymous said...

"A borough with a hall but no balls"!

Anonymous said...

"A third world mecca that's #4 on LPC's list"

joe crowley said...

"A clubhouse bug-house"!

sub-boob said...

"Don't bother me,
I'm busy pulling crab grass".

Dr, Jeff said...

"HDC's booby prize".
(Now that's more like it)!

claire shulman said...

"The borough that Tommy Huang taught some new tricks"!

Anonymous said...

Recepcion a Reinas (Welcome to Queens in espanol)

Anonymous said...

"Green cards, please."