You've seen the slogans on the signs as you enter or leave Brooklyn: "Fugheddaboudit!" and "How Sweet It Is" and a couple others. But in Queens, the highway signs are more plain-Jane: "Entering Boro of Queens." If you could jazz them up, what would you say? If Brooklyn Is Fugheddaboudit, What's Queens?
I figured you guys would have fun with this one.
27 comments:
Vibrant! Diverse! Exciting! Queens!
Queens, land of mystery meat.
We should have a famous quote:
Shut Up! You Meathead You.
-Archibald Bunker
No outsiders or different people allowed!!!
Welcome to Queens, land of developers and realtors.
Welcome to the concrete jungle.
Queens: Where everything from our sidewalks to our borough president are really fucked up!
Queens: Get out while you still can!
Over-development! Tweeding! Corruption! Grandmother Raping!
We have it all!
Queens - Those were the days!
or
A lot of good people come from Queens, but they no longer live there!
With apologies to Archibald Bunker
Queens: Borough of Human Warehouses!
Queens: Only 48 landmarks. Developers welcome!
"There's a really good restaurant in Jackson Heights that is actually mediocre and overpriced by Queens standards but maybe your Manhattan friends will like it!"
"Avenues, Roads, Streets, and Drives- we have your number"
Welcome to Queens - A Developer's Paradise!
Queens the place Bloomberg like to shit all over.
Welcome to the Third World - QUEENS!
Yes, the "Third World" War, so to speak.
I'm submitting
an abbreviated version of
of former QHS president
Stan Cogan's line,
"A developer's paradise
and landmarks stepchild".
It can be shortened to,
"A developers paradise".
"Where political crooks
meet to cook"!
"A borough with a hall but no balls"!
"A third world mecca that's #4 on LPC's list"
"A clubhouse bug-house"!
"Don't bother me,
I'm busy pulling crab grass".
"HDC's booby prize".
(Now that's more like it)!
"The borough that Tommy Huang taught some new tricks"!
Recepcion a Reinas (Welcome to Queens in espanol)
"Green cards, please."
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