Following Lost City's lead, Angry NYer came up with his own list:
Since one good turn deserves another, here’s a quick list of Realtor-to-English translation for anyone who is just hunting for a space to rent.
Statement: "The landlord lives off site"
Translation: "You’re not getting heat or hot water when the boiler breaks."
More here: Developer Translator + Realtor Translator
(There's also some weird sex thing going on in his sidebar ad today...)