Monday, January 1, 2007

Name our mascot

Queens Crap is looking for a good name for our mascot. Please submit suggestions as comments to this post.

14 comments:

verdi said...

He's just too cuddly and loveable for words! How about naming him "Monsieur Merde". Pronounced in the nasal-toned French manner with an a la "Pink Panther" quality to it?..........VERDI

S.G. said...

This is quite a work of art!

How about Crap O'Sphere (Crappy for short).

Anonymous said...

Let's make a button out of him so that we can all wear it! How about calling him, "Poopie"?......J.R.

Anonymous said...

Hello..........How about " Grumpy" the Globe..........He does look a bit angry!!

Anonymous said...

Naw, lets use something on the Unisphere them.

After 40 years its getting a bit tired as a symbol, anyway.

Anonymous said...

Very cute. He kind of reminds me of Humpty Dumpty sitting on the wall. Maybe you could name him something related to that, especially since it has "Dump" in the name.

M.P. said...

How about: "QUEENs ON THE THRONE"

Anonymous said...

Responding to the "Humpty-Dumpty" suggestion: How about calling him just, "Dumpty", "Dumpy", or maybe "Donny Dump" ? (If you use "Donald Dump", you might get sued by "The Donald"). Let me go into my Scatalogical Thesaurus and see what else I can find.

Anonymous said...

Uniflush, the singleminded (simpleminded) god for the cult of develpment

verdi said...

"Howdy Do-Do" ?

Anonymous said...

John E. Dump

verdi said...

How about just plain "Stinky" . He looks like a real little"stinker"!

Anonymous said...

"The Flushing Kid"

Anonymous said...

How about Queen Kate?

Since the machine is so intent on the fiction of Queen Catherine, as Queens' namesake, lets name ol flushie for her!!