Tuesday, June 26, 2012

Why Elizabeth Crowley is uniquely qualified for congress


"Mama didn't believe in birth control. Vote for me!"

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

Holy smokes, I didn't know that anybody had litters like that anymore.

Anonymous said...

A very strange claim for a candidate who supports abortion rights to make.

A. Wooden Post said...

My IQ is higher!!!

Anonymous said...

Please make her go away. I cringe when I hear her speak. She's so clueless. It's embarassing. Even her campaign efforts are dumb.

Anonymous said...

You are qualified to hold public office if you are one of 15 children?
Also, I am pretty sure that she has said that she went to a private high school and that her siblings did as well. How did a single mother of 15 pay for that?

a doorknob said...

A. Wooden Post said...
My IQ is higher!!!
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Mine too!

Ned said...

15 Children ?
Is the human body even possible of this, especially pre 1980s ?
--Cant be

Anonymous said...

"Also, I am pretty sure that she has said that she went to a private high school and that her siblings did as well. How did a single mother of 15 pay for that?"

Yes, she went to private school yet never talks about that.

Mom received Social Security after dad died and the Catholic church basically allowed them to go school for free since mom was politically connected.

Anonymous said...

My parents had three children and couldn't afford to send us to private high school. I'm really glad because my public school education allowed me to be versed in the English language and taught grammar. Can't say that for her private education.

Anonymous said...

I went to grammar school with Elizabeth and her siblings. I know how to read and write properly. It's not just the quality of the education but also the quality of the gray matter.

Anonymous said...

I'd vote for her mom.

Anonymous said...

Me too. You could say her mom was very PRODUCTIVE. Unlike Elizabeth who hasn't done anything for her constituents.

Anonymous said...

Dizzy Lizzy Crowley came in a distant 3rd in the race. Voters sent her a clear message that idiots need not apply.

Anonymous said...

She's too dumb for words.

Anonymous said...

Great strategy by Elizabeth Crowley... Vote for me because I was born the 14th of 15 children. Start packing Liz, you'll have one more year to mess things up in Glendale.

Anonymous said...

Having 15 children is just plain dumb. To flaunt that she is qualified because she was born into a large family is even dumber. Glad the voters agreed that Liz Crowley is unqualified for congress.

Anonymous said...

That didn't work...

Snake Plissskin said...

She's too dumb for words.
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Not important as long as the constituents are dumber than her.

Politician as a whole are a fairly stupid and unsophisticated group of people.

The simple realization of that by the public could expel the whole lot of them.

Anonymous said...

Gee whiz, I can't imagine why Liz Crowley lost so badly. After all she was endorsed by Walter Sleazychez and the Queens Ledger. That should have been worth at least 2 votes.

Anonymous said...

I think all of her votes came from her oversized family.