Thursday, February 23, 2012

Now here's something you don't want to see every day


"The yelp photo for Crown Fried Chicken in Jamaica is a horrible accident photo..." - Nick Normal

And the review:

"Delicious!
dine on succulent southern fried chicken, mashed potatoes, buttermilk biscuits, all while watching the amazing carnage outside. Seated safely behind bullet proof glass and steel reinforced brick walls, you'll eat your wonderful (and wonderfully priced!) chicken dinner and watch other people destroy their automobiles. It's kinda like dinner theater, but WAY better, and cheaper too!
my personal favorite.

PS don't park on the street!! ;-)"

Too funny.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Clearly someone doesn't read Yelp often. A good portion of the reviews are from hipster artist wannabees that hope someone will discover their delightful and witty prose and tell them what a superstar they are.

Anonymous said...

@Anon #1, the review you just read is not on the yelp site... someone should post it, though.,

Anonymous said...

LOL! The BEST. Thanks for the laugh, Crapper!

Anonymous said...

It is on the Yelp site. Third one down, from John M. of Oakland.

Anonymous said...

The thrill is gone. No more pic!

Anonymous said...

The thrill is back.
Image is still on their CDN:
http://s3-media3.ak.yelpcdn.com/bphoto/2FXZgJdz7RBlMz_WLVPKIw/l.jpg

Queens Crapper said...

I like how the photo was there for 4 years without a problem, but getting linked by this blog caused it to be removed.

Roger said...

I reported the pic not for content but because it is under the wrong listing. It's a pic of the Crown Fried Chicken at 16829 Hillside Ave, not 17002 Hillside Ave.

Queens Crapper said...

Roger must be a lot of fun at parties.

Roger said...

Way to welcome people to the discussion.

Queens Crapper said...

Discussion? This was meant to be funny. You never discuss anything here, just leave comments when you don't like the way a post is phrased. Party pooper suits you to a tee.