Friday, November 14, 2008

Get your cherry popped at Atlas Park!

Sorry, I just think the choice of bands for this fun-filled family event is pretty funny...

13 comments:

georgetheatheist said...

Plus you have a dirty mind.

Queens Crapper said...

Oh come on who names their band that expecting to be booked for family events?

italian girl said...

Why would Atlas Park even allow them to play with that vulgar name anyway?

Some girls said...

French girls they want cartier
Italian girls want cars
American girls want everything in the world
You can possibly imagine

English girls theyre so prissy
I cant stand them on the telephone
Sometimes I take the receiver off the hook
I dont want them to ever call at all

White girls theyre pretty funny
Sometimes they drive me mad
Black girls just wanna get fucked all night
I just dont have that much jam

Chinese girls are so gentle
Theyre really such a tease
You never know quite what theyre cookin
Inside those silky sleeves

Give me all you money
Give me all your gold
Ill buy you a house back in zuma beach
And give you half of what I own

Anonymous said...

And how many tickets
has "Pinky" Gallagher bought?

Anonymous said...

Atlas is in $300million debt and will try anything to get people to stop by.

Anonymous said...

Some people have no idea what the expression means.

Anonymous said...

"And how many tickets
has "Pinky" Gallagher bought?"

I think it has been established in court that Pinky prefers girls who are about two generations older than the cherry-poppin' crowd.

Wade Nichols said...

Also appearing at the show will be Marilyn Manson, and the reformation of UK sensation Gay Dad!!!!

Plus local Queens favorite, fresh from his election defeat:

Anthony and the Como-Sexuals!!!!

Anonymous said...

Pinky bought tickets to the Prune Poppin Crowd. He's already done the cherry poppin in his younger years.

Anonymous said...

Como will spend money in Atlas Park when they open bakeries or ice cream shops. Something, anything to get his walrus wife out of Tiramisu and Bauer's bakery. Might need a rickshaw to get her there.It seems she has taken to "comfort" food since Baby Huey hubby get slaughtered in the election.

Anonymous said...

Hey Georgie ..

Everyone has a dirty mind,
some just show it more than others....

Anonymous said...

Please Santa, dont take my cherry away.