Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Worst. Photoshop. Ever.

So you want to do something cutesy to illustrate an upcoming concert by a rock star at Shea Stadium.

"I know, let's put him in a baseball hat!"
"Wait, someone already did, but it's the wrong team at the wrong venue."

What to do? Well, if you're the Queens Ledge, you take the cover of a VHS that came out in 1990 and badly Photoshop "Shea" over the word "Yankee" and then make a horror show out of the symbol on the hat as well.

Here's the original for comparison.

Yes, Billy Joel will play the last concert at Shea this Friday. Here he is in a real Mets hat looking like he does today, not 18 years ago when he had dark hair on his head and not gray hair on his face and was married to a supermodel.


-Joe said...

BAD TASTE Pheeeew !

"Dollar Bill" Likley did it himself has anbody seen any of his car collection ?
I have...after he modified an old ladys Fence, house and tomato plants on Bayview ave a wile back.
I put some of the bricks and parts on Ebay for the poor woman !!!

....Cheap Bastard kicked Liberty DiVeto out the band over record residuals. Tipped the Talkhouse Waitress $1 after she got in her own car to run out to get him Red Stripe Beer.

Taxpayer said...

We can't expect anything tasteful from tasteless Sanchez.


Frank Lloyd Crap said...

Photoshop? You give the ledge too much credit. More like scissors, scoth tape, no effort and half a brain.

georgetheatheist said...

Only six grammies? Ho-hum. Yawn. Jimmy Sturr, the Great Polka King, has won sixteen. And Folks, he'll be playing for free on August 6th in Maspeth.

Queens Crapper said...

Has Sturr ever had a fellow nominee in that category? He's kind of like the unopposed electeds in Queens County.

-Joe said...

They are even charging the production people (Sound, Video and Lighting etc.)

georgetheatheist said...

Crapper, of course there were fellow nominees, 4 additional polka bands and their albums for the past few years. Actually the Sturr Band did not win the Polka Grammy in 2006. It went that year to Brave Combo.