It's official: Hell has frozen over

Joe Kasper, the Susan Lucci of Queens, always a bridesmaid but never a bride when it came to court elections, finally emerged victorious thanks to the carpetbagging efforts of Paul Vallone, who lives in Flushing but decided to run in the conservative Woodhaven Blvd corridor.

Congratulations.

Hopefully PFV Sr. kept the receipts for the robe and gavel he was planning to give his boy for Christmas.