Friday, April 8, 2016

Friday cannoli cream photo caption contest

Mental note: the best photo ops generally don't involve stuffing one's face with cannolis while looking like a gavone.

Photo from Times Ledger

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes I have my cake and I eat it too and all those losers who voted for me are still none the wiser.

JQ LLC said...

This is what devouring of the souls of the middle class and working poor look like.

This Souzzi guy lost to Spitz? Must be quite a hack. Yet it's par for the course for vetting nominations.

Anonymous said...

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

I wuz told dis was a Joisey Boyz audition!

Anonymous said...

What no egg rolls?

Anonymous said...

Vallone looks like he might have had a case of mild microencephalia with that 'bullet' cranium of his.

Anonymous said...

Constituents? Who needs them when we got cannolis.

Anonymous said...

It's a before-and-after advertisement for the "Hair Club for Men".

Anonymous said...

Mamma Mia...Don Gavone Vallone and fellow goombahs!
The dumbest wiseguys in da New Yawk area.

Anonymous said...

Que bella cosa...chrome dome mafioso.

Anonymous said...

Did BFHA's hostess with the mostest supply the cannolis?
You all know the smiley faced one we're talking about...the dame of the front garden judging and recognition plaques.

Anonymous said...

Sunday, eusonics in griegerheusen

Anonymous said...

Get rid of the body, keep the cannolis.

Anonymous said...

Leave da bums.

Take da cannoli's.

Anonymous said...

This is great about Vallone, and its perfect that a family leaving their legacy is finally getting called out , but what about the vast majority of our illustrious reps that scarcely get mentioned here Crappy?

There are antics a-plenty across our fair borough.

Anonymous said...

Stinky was overheard saying, "If you try to take my cannoli, I'll give you such a pinch..."

Anonymous said...

If the guy is so corrupt how does he keep winning re election?

Anonymous said...

3 stooges and Curly reunion wop wop wop take that Mo.

Anonymous said...

If the guy is so corrupt how does he keep winning re election?

Stinky has only been elected once (2013), and is up for re-election in 2017.

Anonymous said...

If the guy is so corrupt how does he keep winning re election?

What the heck are you talking about?

He won his first and only election in 2013.

He lost his first time around in 2009.

I'm betting that he's going to lose - badly - in 2017, because HE STINKS!

Joe said...

Don Souzzi was Long Islands version of those mother f_ckers you in Queens call Vallone's. Suozzi totally fucked up Glen Cove, Sea Cliff with development, screwed with zoning, took peoples private houses to build sec 8 boxes.
Fortunately Glen Cove woke up and saw corruption when the "18 story tower housing" plans came, that's when those people finally woke up to the corruption and tossed Souzzi out on his ass.
Id be very aware of Suozzi and Vallone's together because NOTHING good can be going on. The scumbag bible packing bleeding heart liberal posing as a republican from Texas in the photo is guaranteed bigger immigration problems.
'welcome the stranger" and "The Christian thing to do" "these children are pilgrims" MY ASS !!!

(sarc) said...

Careful who replaces him...

Anonymous said...

If the guy is so corrupt how does he keep winning re election?

Listen shill the only thing he keeps doing is eating egg rolls and cannolis.
Keep winning?
Lay off the sauce pal.

Anonymous said...

Paul Grazino is the right person to replace Paul Vallone. Hopefully, the public will recognize that. We are ready for real change.

What has Paul Vallone done for Bayside? What has Paul Vallone done about overdevelopment? What has Paul Vallone done about the DOB?

The construction projects contrary to zoning and building code continue to flourish throughout Queens. Many of them are operated unsafely; contrary to building code and zoning. We need a councilman that will do something about that.

The DOB needs to be HELD ACCOUNTABILE. The City of NY needs to be HELD ACCOUNTABLE.

We need a councilman that will DEMAND accountability.

Paul Graziano is that MAN.

Anonymous said...

Paul Graziano has been fighting for this community for over 20 years he just doesn't get the credit or get paid for it because he's been volunteering the whole time. It's about time he get elected and made official.

Joe said...

"If the guy is so corrupt how does he keep winning re election"

1 -Because people are stupid and easily fooled and
2 -The elderly who own many of the property's these pricks are after have no energy to deal with the bullshit and have lazy children who's only interest is cashing out.

Try and get a 18 year old to rake leaves, trim shrubs, strip & paint good old classic shingles & windows. Hell they dont even know how to change a light switch, figure out a lawnmower need gas to keep running, or defrost a refrigerator.
Today's youth (most) wont or cant do useful work and will never afford even afford the taxes to own a home going to school for useless liberal arts, music, dancing all all this bullshit they will never get paying employment. (a generation of future sec 8 homeless)
The Asian kids you see in the back of the bus studying books at 7AM are going to own everything in the future and wipe the floor with them.
--My opinion anyway

Anonymous said...

Paul Graziano has been fighting for this community for over 20 years he just doesn't get the credit or get paid for it because he's been volunteering the whole time. It's about time he get elected and made official.

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Yeah that's not even remotely true. Paul Graziano gets paid to do rezoning, anyone who actually knows him knows this is true. He works as a paid "consultant" to zoning, he doesn't volunteer anything. In fact, I haven't seen him anywhere for the last 4 years, or the 4 years before that he ran, or the 4 years before he lost the first time.

Queens Crapper said...

I know for a fact that Paul Graziano did the Middle Village rezoning for free. Not one dime was paid to him. And he is frequently making appearances at community meetings and interviewed by the media about landmarking and zoning. Maybe you need to pull your head out of your ass?

Anonymous said...

*Yeah that's not even remotely true. Paul Graziano gets paid to do rezoning, anyone who actually knows him knows this is true. He works as a paid "consultant" to zoning, he doesn't volunteer anything.*

So stupid shill listen.
If Mr. Graziano as a *PRIVATE* person gets *PAID* for any *WORK* that he does is his business.

Last time I've checked we all have to pay our bills, nothing is free at the supermarket and property taxes are not *VOLUNTARY*.

Now compare that to *BRIBERY* and the ongoing *FEDERAL INVESTIGATION* you stupid desperate political hack.

We are fed up with your kind, the country is fed up with your kind.
WE ARE FED UP WITH CORRUPTION.

I don't know Mr. Graziano, but if he runs he gets my *VOTE*.

As for you, prepare your knee pads and do what you do best for your boss(es).

Anonymous said...

@Queens Crapper

One can only hope Mr. Bharara reads the blog just like paid shills do apparently.
Thanks for all you do!

Anonymous said...

Graziano
Centola
Vallone

Either way cannoli filled chrome dome is done

Anonymous said...

Graziano
Centola
Vallone

Either way cannoli filled chrome dome is done


?????

This makes no sense - chrome dome IS Vallone!

Julie B. said...

I wonder if it's the real old-school cannoli filling made with ricotta. I've had the fake kind (buttercream) and it sucks. You should never cut corners and try to save money on cannoli.

Anonymous said...

Yes and whichever of the two run against him
Hes done

Anonymous said...

Dont count on it.
The corruption is very deep and at many levels, and Obamas feds (or Albany) wont do a dam thing about it.
The bastards will find a way to screw Graziano just like these republicrats and big $$ behind them are finding ways to throw and election and screw Trump of votes. The Racketeer's will find a way, including rigging the voting machines, database and software. --all of that can be hacked when you have foxes running the hen house from the top down !!!
The city needs to go back to lever machines and punch cards and clean up these polling places taking shitty or no ID and swooping illegals in to vote when nobody is looking.