Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Hiram back on the market

From the NY Post:

He's back -- on the prowl.

Former state Sen. Hiram Monserrate -- who was charged with slashing girlfriend Karla Giraldo in the face with a broken drinking glass in 2008 -- has dumped her to dive back into the dating pool.

The pudgy, disgraced Queens Dem made it known he was no longer with Giraldo -- who stood by him after his conviction for assaulting her -- during a May 6 private party on Central Park South, where he tried out some lame, old pickup lines on some fresh, young faces.

"I'm single now," he cooed to two female partygoers almost half his age.

And the movie buff is hot to trot.

He said he wanted to take a sweetie to see "Iron Man 2" before it's out of theaters.

Despite being booted from the Senate in February and rebuffed by voters in a comeback bid in March, Monserrate still hands out his state Senate business cards to prospective dates -- but with the old phone numbers crossed out and his current digits penciled in.

Last week, he kept it flirty with one of the 20-somethings he met at the party, a Post reporter who later requested a formal interview with him.

"I'd like to date," said the divorced dad of one. "I'm looking for a good Christian woman who's good company. I want to settle down and have kids."

When the reporter said she was non-Christian, he hinted that accommodations could be made.

He also seemed to delight at poking fun at her weight.

"You're too thin," he teased.

But that didn't stop him from asking for a date.

"You said I was too thin," the woman replied.

"I can fatten you up," he shot back.

12 comments:

Gary the Agnostic said...

Somehow, I'm not surprised by this news. The trial is over, the election is over, so, accordingly, the "romance" is over...

Anonymous said...

He's such a PIG!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Did anyone expect anything different? If so, I have a bridge in Brooklyn that's yours CHEAP!

georgetheatheist said...

"He said he wanted to take a sweetie to see 'Iron Man 2' before it's out of theaters." Maybe the Boris Karloff festival at a revival house?

Check out the lighting on his face in the photo. It's called "horror lighting" - a light from beneath, casting shadows upward. This illumination was done on the Frankenstein monster, Dracula, and the Wolfman in the 1930's Republic pictures. A cheap photographer's trick?

BTW, I reviewed the surveillance videos again in Carla's apartment house on the NY Post site. Here's a guy trying to get a bleeding woman to the hospital. A woman who seems to be hysterical in the tapes and under those circumstances may have needed to be forced into going.* What would you have done? Polite conversation while she's dripping blood? Check it out yourselves and get back to me.

Anonymous said...

Now he and Dennis can prowl and double date together.

Anonymous said...

You fat bastard,go away.Has he been given a job with the National Latino officers assoc.? Or do they just send him a check?

Deke DaSilva said...

The only kind of woman who will date this guy is the kind of woman that writes love letters to Charles Manson in prison.

Anonymous said...

good luck, guy


- Hiram is an ugly, fat piece of crap who hurts women - who's gonna date him - some lowlife who thinks she'll become famous for getting beat up?

Anonymous said...

He's such a PIG!!!!!

what, pigs are intelligent and beautiful. have you seen out at the woodstock sanctuary? they are awesome. Please don't insult pigs.

Anonymous said...

He's such a PIG!!!!!

what, pigs are intelligent and beautiful. have you seen THEM at the woodstock sanctuary? they are awesome. Please don't insult pigs.

cherokeesista said...

EEEEWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Now that is FOUL!!!!

PizzaBagel said...

Hey, Karla. That's the thanks you get for sticking up for this world-class bum. If I were you I'd get as far away from him as possible in case he changes his mind and asks you to come back. Don't fall for it.

And Monster-Rat's pickup lines? Smoove! Real smoove!