Saturday, June 13, 2009

"Don't Mess with the" Zohan!

From the NY Post:

A hygienist who suspected her husband was cheating tried to set his underwear on fire after beating him in the head with a hammer, officials said.

Bhagandai Zohan, 37, lost her cool with her 45-year-old hubby at their home on 121st Street near 91st Street in Richmond Hill Thursday night, grabbing a hammer and whacking him on the head, authorities said.

She then allegedly snatched a book of matches and tried to set his underwear ablaze -- while he was wearing it.

Failing at that, she grabbed a knife and stabbed her hubby in the forearm and foot, police said.

She was charged with assault, menacing, criminal possession of a weapon and harassment, according to a spokeswoman for DA Attorney Richard Brown.


georgetheatheist said...

Hell hath no fury than a woman scorned.

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Anonymous said...

Why would anyone cheat on such a nice lady. By the way, the coochi mama must be breathing easier that the police arrived at her house before she could arrive at coochi's house.

Taxpayer said...

Nobody should have to be treated treacherously. Not a spouse, lover of citizens by any politician.

The only thing I would convict this hygienist of would be a messy way of killing the cheat!

She should have the traitor in the heart. He would die instantly and bleed very little, pleasing to the hygienist's code of cleanliness.

Wade Nichols said...

Nice headline, Crappy!

That one was like shooting fish in a barrel, but funny nonetheless!

Anonymous said...

Thank God she didn't read Medea, imagine what would have happened.

Anonymous said...

Notice how DA Brown threw in the redundant charge of harassment, just in case the jury dismisses the more serious charges against Mrs. Zohan.

Not only did she nearly butcher her cheating hubby, she was also harasing him!