Friday, June 26, 2009

Bloomie misses Jacko and can swim!

From the NY Post:

"I will always be listening to his music," the mayor declared today before jumping into a Harlem pool, an annual ritual that opens the Parks Department's swim season.

From WCBS880:

9-year-old Celia Rodriguez was surprised the mayor was such a good swimmer.

Rodriguez said, "Yes. He can float on top."


Wait, I found more...

From WNYC:

Peace Trunks, Check. Loafers, Check.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Watch out for all that pool urine Bloom Bag!

Anonymous said...

Rodriguez said, "Yes. He can float on top."

See? Shit can float!!!!

Anonymous said...

Worth repeating here:

Clark Kent, cub reporter said...

In order to pay tribute to the memory of Michael Jackson, NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg will lock himself in a private room for 5 minutes this afternoon and "Beat It!"

Bloomberg's Hand said...

Oh no he wo-on't!!!!!

Taxpayer said...

So, let's float this turd right out of town on November 15.

Use your vote to make him float!

Taxpayer said...

Correction: September 15.

September 15 is the date for the primary.

Anonymous said...

pools are ghetto

Anonymous said...

"See? Shit can float!!!!"

Awesome, second commenter. I figured it wouldn't be long before someone took the bait.

Anonymous said...

Can't say no to a master baiter!!!

Anony2 said...

Shouldn't he busy pilaging the middle class neighborhoods instead of swimming?

LibertyBoyNYC said...

AHAHAHAHA

-Joe said...

All rats and serpents swim.

Rats .5 MPH in Heavy Ocean or 3 days in chlorinated a pool!!!

Anonymous said...

How I would love to see about 6 or 7 eleven year old girls kick his ass in the locker room!

linda said...

let's see..... orange t-shirt nyc service, yuck with light blue bathing suit and is that a peace sign on it, with a pair of loafers, well that's too fxxking gay......

and yes shit floats, go to rockaway beach and you'll see it floating around come the hot weather...... and i'm not talking about people, just the pigs that don't clean up after their children...

Anonymous said...

Rats .5 MPH in Heavy Ocean or 3 days in chlorinated a pool!!!

... Huh?
Is there an ESL teacher around here who can help this guy out?

Anonymous said...

at least he kept his shirt on but homo likes to show off his ugly legs. "shit can float" LMFAO

Anonymous said...

Park maintenance had better add some more chlorine to the water after Mayor Bum-turd dipped his ass in it!

And you mothers had better keep your kids away from that pool for at least a week.

Miles Mullin said...

Did he give a speach about affordable housing, and did the minority preachers he bought come along?

These are the people are facing closed hospitals, kids in schools without desks, a steeply escalating costs of basic services.

No one was on hand to ask him about this?

Folks, you need to start to needle this guy like that reporter. If you started to ask questions about these things he would have a public meltdown and never get elected.

Anonymous said...

"See? Shit can float!!!!"
I wish I said this first - bravo!

What's up with the orange crap shirt - hiding white hairy chest and blubber?

Crap floats!

panzer65 said...

Welcome to our _ool, notice there's no P in it, let's keep it that way!!