Monday, February 2, 2009

Bloomberg torments Staten Island Chuck

Groundhog Day



Stole the food right out of the poor animal's mouth and then assaulted him!

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

stupid groundhog/woodchuck/whistlepig/Marmota monax

And then there is the Mayor...

Queens Crapper said...

Think you messed that insult up, pal.

Anonymous said...

Holy Crappie....you almost made me spit out my lunch with the headline and story..thanks for the laugh!!!

Anonymous said...

Not really - a hate bleeping woodchucks (shoot on sight)

woody woodchuck said...

I got my .357 aimed at your nuts.

Wanna sing soprano?

I hate bleeping humans!

Anonymous said...

No shit! He bit the mayor!

Another dissatisfied taxpayer
gets his teeth on the problem!

jerry rotondi said...

"Groundhog Day"?

Please...
not like in the Tom Hanks movie...
where we have to wake up each morning and relive another term with Bloomberg over and over and over and over and over again!

Anonymous said...

Tom Hanks movie??

Anonymous said...

I think Jerry meant Bill Murray.

Bloomberg treated Chuck they way he treats all his constituents. He expects instant cooperation with his agenda. If he doesn't get it, he gets nasty.

He should remain in the zoo - they can open up a pig exhibit.

Queens Crapper said...

Hey, the news is reporting that the groundhog actually bit him and drew blood! Yay, Chuck!

Anonymous said...

Ted Night or Bill Murray
"Kill all the Gooo-lffers"

libhom said...

NYC hearts Chuck!

Sarah said...

Do you think all the animals discussed who would be the one to bite Bloomberg when he visits. I guess Chuck was the one with the shortest straw.

Anonymous said...

The horses of Central park cant stand him either.

Anonymous said...

Ha! I hope the poor little 'chuck is OK and did not catch anything! Give him a tetanus shot or something just in case.(Was the blood red?)

italian girl said...

Animals can sense evil.

jerry rotondi said...

Yeah, I meant Bill Murray.

Thanks...
you beat me to my own correction.

And right on "Italian girl".
Animals can smell someone who's up to no damn good!

jerry rotondi said...

P.S.

I think it would be a good idea for "Chuck" to get an antibiotic shot or something.

Who knows what he might have picked up from the Mayor.

Anonymous said...

Woody Woodchuck,
Your .357 doesn't work real well at 200-300 yards where most woodchucks are taken - basically it's "better than sniper grade" rifles in smaller calbers than a sniper weapon, because the woodchuck is so small

I'll see your .357, and raise you a 6mm BRX Improved (One shot hits on woodchucks 8 football fields away)

Anonymous said...

Chuck you have my vote !!!!!!! You should have bitten him twice.

woody woodchuck said...

Actually I favor my old
sport-orized .306
Lee Enfield mounted with with a Bausch & Lomb scope.

I'll gettcha before ya can spot me
you nut-less old gun nut!

Go and caress your bull barrel
or something...I'm tryin' to get some sleep now!

woody woodchuck said...

P.S.
barrel blower...
wadda ya say we meet in the field
instead and settle this at 20 paces with a pair of "Le Page" cap locks like gents.

Name your seconds.
Mine is CHUCK Schumer...of course.

Snore...now buzz off..."big brave hunter".

Anonymous said...

Viva Chuck Teeshirts

http://www.cafepress.com/VivaChuck