It's Monday, and Monday sucks especially when it's this hot and humid. But go ahead and get a chuckle out of this fantastic photo. My apologies to whomever took this, but it was sent to me without a photo credit.If you feel the urge, by all means CAPTION THIS PHOTO.
35 comments:
"Man I hope these idiots in Queens think I'm just like one of them. Hey waitor, put this disgusting heart-clogging bacon in front of me for my picture. No one will be the wiser."
"And neither one of you old, fat, slobs next to me can have it either."
"By edict of the mayor, bacon is now kosher. It also does not clog arteries as previously suggested."
Ognibene: "Publicly I love the guy, but personally I still can't stand him. God he's so repulsive."
Woman: "What the hell does Diana see in this guy?"
Bloomberg: "I think people in Queens lick their fingers a lot. Let me try that."
Michael Lanza: "They finally let me out of the office to cover an event, and I have to sit through THIS?"
Reporter: "I'm so embarrassed that my paper endorsed this troll."
Ognibene: "I'm so embarrassed that my party endorsed this troll."
Woman: "I can't believe I am going to be photographed with this troll."
Bloomberg: "I wonder why everyone has a look of disgust on their faces. I'm just being me."
bloomie thought bubble - "Hope this convinces the little people that I don't keep my thumb up my rear like they think I do"
Bloomberg - Oops, sorry. I used the wrong finger to salute my constituents.
Bloomie: "Lemme see ... Dennis said to get her drunk first..."
When will his highness finish his breakfast? We have things to do.
Ah, Power. It's finger licking good!
Proof positive that Bloomturd sucks!
Woman: "Anyplace but here. Anyplace."
Ognibene: "Is this worth whatever support I'm going to get?"
"SUCK ON THIS YOU MIDDLE CLASS NEW YORKERS"!
Two Q.'s:
Is that Col. Sanders next to him, (the guy who looks like Ognibonehead?)
Did he leave a tip?
Bloomberg is biting his thumb at us all.
In Shakespeare's "Romeo & Juliet" the act of biting one's thumb at another was equal to giving them the middle finger in the air!
It probably indicated that the other was either a cocksucker or baby suckling.
"Sir do you bite your thumb at me. No...but I do bite my thumb".
And he just pulled it out of his ass!
I told y'all he thinks his shit's ice cream!
Gag me with a spoon
Signed,
Mr. Bloomberg
This photo raises lots of questions:
Whats a Beantown Jewish guy doing with a plate of Bacon and coffee --with milk or cream ?
How come the Rabbi's and his friends arent howling ?
Can a Mayor even declare Bacon Kosher ?
This turd couldn’t find one of the 100's of chicken & banana shacks that have popped up under his sanctuary bootdello operation??
Does he really New Yorkers are all sheeple?
Caption 1:
Diners comply with the new NYC edict that everyone has to act like they don't notice when the mayor purges himself after eating greasy "people" food.
Caption 2:
When I blow on my thumb, I imagine I'm in Bermuda surrounded by mermaids, and not trapped here with these smelly people!
Bloomterd: "God, I love the taste of Pork."
Ognibene: "We do think alike regarding women. Remember when Bloomberg wrote "All they do is have babies and shop in Bloomingdales? And I said: "They should vacumn more so their children won't get lead poisoning."
Woman: "I know exactly how you two think. Chauvenists Pigs."
http://suzannahbtroy.blogspot.com/2009/08/i-wanted-to-be-metro-sexual-oops-metro.html
Oust Mike Bloomberg!
Thanks Queens Crap,
best,
Suzannah B. Troy
the thumb is in my mouth after I stuck it in Quinn's hole
Swine flu isn't real even though it is killing NYPD officers as well as principals. teehehe
He has no class at all. I wish a geese would hit his private plane.
Why is the Kernel Sanders with Bloomberg?
Bloomberg----Wah wah, where is my Christine. I need my diaper changed....
The man and woman are thinking----
I wish Christine would get here already, his shit really does stink.
I am a hyprocite, don't do as I do but as I say. tehehehhe
Where is my Deputy Mayor Quinn? Why must I suck my thumb today? I guess she is too busy swimming in the slush fund insteading of sucking me today.
your not my mommy, wah i want my mommy.......
and please! ognibene looks like he's annoyed sitting there with him. he knows the polls are pulling away from this a-0 and not looking to good for him being with bloomturd. hey liz you may have a shot!
I wish this was my boytoy's penis
"I'm gonna put my thumb down my throat and vomit if I have to spend any more time with these peasants from Queens." I'll take Manhattan!
I make myself gag
Have to keep my take a hike thumb clean so I can tell the peasant where to go.
"Lemme see if I can hit that fly up there with a gob of saliva."
I hope that diner doesn't use transfat!
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