Thursday, July 2, 2009

This is satire

From You're a Disgrace:

What was supposed to be a financial windfall for a small senior center in Queens has now become a giant headache for the staff and members. Last week, 4,000 lbs. of ground pork was delivered to the Sunnyvale Senior Center instead of the $4000 the center was supposed to receive as part of Councilman Leroy Comrie's discretionary funding allocation from the New York City Council.

In what is being chalked up to a clerical error, someone in Comrie's office changed the "$" sign to a "lb." sign, and now the seniors are sitting on a mountain of ground meat.

"I guess there was so much talk of "pork" during the funding process that a new staff member took it literally," said Janet Rucker, Sunnyvale's Director.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Leroy Comrie - a true porker in every sense of the word!

Taxpayer said...

That 4000 pounds of pork just may have been Comrie himself!

Anonymous said...

I hope that it wasn't a Jewish Senior Citizen center--that would qualify as a hate crime.

In the meantime, keep it refrigerated and then donate it to a few food pantries along with as many volunteer cooks as they can locate.

faster340 said...

You gotta be f!#$% that's a riot! Can any of these politicians get anything right? Wow what a bunch of retards!!!

Anonymous said...

Can't beat their meat!

georgetheatheist said...

Comrie announced a year ago he was going on a diet. Hey Leroy, have you bought pants with a smaller waistline yet?

Anonymous said...

A lot of good people with brains are looking for jobs! Maybe he could hire one of them!

Anonymous said...

Sounds more credible than the garbage the press prints as fact.