Brooklyn Dog or Queens Dog, it doesn't matter. It will taste exactly like the same crappy dogs they used to sell, except a bit spruced up for the new clientele and the old suckers who followed the Muts to their new digs, at twice the price.
Let's all go for Staten Island hot dogs. They are included in the cost of a baseball season ticket at the little league stadium in Staten Island where the tickets for the season don't cost much more than one ticket at Citifield or Yankee stadium.
Last post; I'll see you on the ferry, because Staten Island, Coney Island and the occasional Ducks game on the Island are going to be the only baseball games I will attend from now on.
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None of us will be eating there. Instead we will all be attending the foreclosure prevention forums and buying our guns.
I can't afford the price of the hot dogs at the stadium.
Brooklyn Dog or Queens Dog, it doesn't matter. It will taste exactly like the same crappy dogs they used to sell, except a bit spruced up for the new clientele and the old suckers who followed the Muts to their new digs, at twice the price.
Let's all go for Staten Island hot dogs. They are included in the cost of a baseball season ticket at the little league stadium in Staten Island where the tickets for the season don't cost much more than one ticket at Citifield or Yankee stadium.
Last post; I'll see you on the ferry, because Staten Island, Coney Island and the occasional Ducks game on the Island are going to be the only baseball games I will attend from now on.
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