Monday, August 15, 2016

The ultimate John Ciafone property - and it's in QUEENS!

"Another Ciafone Masterpiece on Vernon Boulevard! They even took the time to give the building a great name City Skyline Water & Park Views. Huh? Sounds like a real estate description, not a building name." - anonymous

This really has everything, doesn't it? $120,000 in unpaid illegal sign fines, something resembling tin foil in the windows, and one of his famous canopies with a really ridiculous name on it. Also, the graffitied van in front is a nice touch.

11 comments:

JQ LLC said...

dig that font, it's like a wedding invite. "You're cordially invited to city skyline water & park views". Can't be anymore obvious about the main selling points for over-valued market rentals and homes. This guy doesn't seem to be reacting well to criticism so he made this. Poor canopy boy.


don't put frosting on shit and call it property.


Anonymous said...

Another one of his royal shit boxes.

Anonymous said...

Just across the street from a toxic powerplant and a brownfield floodplain with a tower financed by Ponce de Leon - Alma - Quantic - First Federal or whatever bank owned by one of the 'families' of Astoria. When you see those outfits you just want to go in and ask about their wire transfer services to Switzerland, if you know what I mean.

Ah, Astoria. Land of craft beer, dog runs, and air conditioned sidewalks courtesy of your local 'eatery'.

www.cb1Queens.org

Anonymous said...

What a ugly POS building in a totally overrated crappy neighborhood!

Anonymous said...

Feddersization gone wild.

(sarc) said...

The aluminum foil in the windows is part of the tax credits for energy savings.

Saving the planet one step at a time...

Anonymous said...

(sarc) is the Best!

Anonymous said...

To JQ who said, "Don't put frosting on shit and call it property." That is exactly what the present administration in City Hall is doing to ALL of New York City--and applying lipstick to a city council speaker, crony pig named Melissa Mark-Viverito!

The entire city council itself is a heaping pile of steaming shit, all of whom continue to look the other way whenever their languishing constituents come a knockin'. And, to whom do these friendly robbers lord their sycophantic loyalty and gratitude??--the biggest pile of brainless shit of them all--Bullshit di Blasio!

Alas, there was a time in New York that revealed a big hooker and street hustler population--now the'Hook 'N Hustle' is all indoors and perfectly legal--compliments of the entire city council (the REAL daily hustlers of New York!), and apparently the only ones who don't have to work for a living (at a part-time job, no less!), that just landed them a 32% raise without the inconvenience of public referendum to approve it!

The sleaze never ends, and everyone else pays the ultimate price!

Anonymous said...

I'm a pet sitter and have a job in that building. I believe there is also an illegal basement apartment there as well. The apartment I'm working in needs help.

Anonymous said...

The ultimate John Ciafone property

Crappy, I'll bet you a dollar that you come across an even more "ultimate" Ciafone property before Columbus Day. Just when you think you'd found the ugliest Ciafone building, there's another one a-coming...

Anonymous said...

'Ciafone the Gavone' is the neighborhood SCOURGE that just keeps multiplying, in perpetuity!