Sunday, January 2, 2011

We didn't forget...

Some of you may be wondering why we didn't have an end-of-year contest to crown a new King or Queen of Queens Crap for 2011. Well, as Mayor Bloomberg has impeccable timing and outdid himself with his handling of the storm, we figure why bother with the formality of an election? We're just giving the title to him. It's how he prefers to do business anyway.

13 comments:

Flushing Friend said...

I just finished giving birth to his twin. I flushed twice and completed my paperwork!

Anonymous said...

Seig Heil,

Mayor Mike said...

If you are nice, I'll turn around and show you where I stick that thumb!!!

georgetheatheist said...

Sieg Heil, Dummkopf

Auntie Invasion said...

Crappy you really went over the top this time with yet another accolade for NYC's own Richie Rich the whining rich boy of Broadway-that son of a bitch!

What did you get for Christmas from Gracie Mansion to honor his honor with out a democratic election?

And you did it while the readers slept off their New Year's Eve libations.

Suzannah B. Troy artist said...

Bloomberg's Blizzard -- dead people, slush dirtier than the snow and much more....
http://suzannahbtroy.blogspot.com/2011/01/httpwww.html

CityTime SAIC Spherion, 62 emails the NY Post asked for but not Cy Vance -- emails Mike sent to Haggerty....

Quinn sold the great lie -- we need Mike to help us for the economy....by the way were was Mike -- Bermuda? He might as well have been. Good work Queenscrap.

Ceiling on my head lady said...

I would go to see that Broadway Play, but I am presently destitute from fighting not to be killed by my last landlord, Mr. Devil.

It's tough competing with bribes to the HPD and Buildings Department.

Luv ya Bloomie.

Gary the Agnostic said...

You should actually retire the title here, Crapper. How do you top this?

Anonymous said...

Tiny from College Point says: Even in the Philippines,a third worl country,people are not treated with such neglect and disdain since the days of the dictator Marcos,who was overthrown by People Power.Is it too late or impossible to have a recall election for this clueless,uncaring dilettante? Otherwise,options include a tax revolt,selected boycotts of thode businesses supportive of this bum,especially the Post and Fox,and of all those who have illicitly profited from the largesse of this robber baron/kleptocrat.A citizens shutdown of Wall Street, exploration of secession for the "Outer Boroughs".Reaction to the hubris of Giuliani prevented his attainment of a third term. Let our "buyer's remorse" for buying Bloomturd's lies drive us forward in denying him the completion of his third "bought & paid for" term.Drive him out and investigate his illicit dealings with publishing,real estate and financial industries,most espcially the fraudulent "education reforms" he's taken credit for,his rampant misuse of eminet

Anonymous said...

Maspeth Mom says....

Its Bloom and DOOM!!!! Dead babies in vestibules - what a legacy.... go see a broadway play, that statement alone is an editorial on just how OUT OF TOUCH with reality he is. Has he no shame??

Anonymous said...

Some of you may be wondering why we didn't have an end-of-year contest to crown a new King or Queen of Queens Crap for 2011. Well, as Mayor Bloomberg has impeccable timing and outdid himself with his handling of the storm, we figure why bother with the formality of an election?
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OK. I'll bite. Right choice but is he the King or Queen?

Anonymous said...

You should actually retire the title here, Crapper. How do you top this?

BY NOMINATING HIS ENABLERS, CITY COUNCIL NEXT YEAR - HE WOULD NOT THERE IF IT WASN'T FOR THEM - BTW, WHERE IN THE HELL ARE THEY THE PAST WEEK?

Dick De Turd said...

With every crown should come an enema.

Bloomberg needs his kishkas flushed.

If he dares to visit Flushing....I know some locals who would gladly oblige him with some icy snow melt.

Ooooh....ahhhh....that felt good and refreshing....a real royal flush....whoosh!