It's Friday. It's been a long week. And you know you want to caption this photo of James Van Bramer fondling Christine Quinn's vegetables, which comes from the Queens Times.
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- Thugs murder man defending brother
- Sparks Deli makes the grade
- Darryl ready to open restaurant
- Amtrak arrests one of their contestants
- Selling the heroin Americans won't sell
- $10M for tennis center?
- Hizzoner the fundraiser
- Pistilli complaints stretch across the borough
- Weiner and Ackerman vs. King...oh my!
- Council approves Flushing Commons
- Rangel slapped with 13 charges
- You can keep your peanuts and crack jacks...
- Mary Immaculate to become cancer center?
- LNG off Rockaway on hold due to Gulf oil leak
- EDC forced to pony up their cash
- Fishing in Jamaica Bay
- Democrats wanted, dead or alive
- Reviewing Ridgewood
- Eric Schneiderman's hit-and-run set to music
- Silly question, I know
- New firehouse in Broad Channel despite Sadik-Khan
- Globalism hurting American workers
- QCC's position on revising the city charter
- Marty living large overseas
- Open space report reveals a dearth of green space
- Office building as billboard
- Affordable housing promises were meant to be broken
- Two CT firefighters die in illegally converted house
- Bayside house still in bad shape
- Halloran foe tickets woman changing tire
- Trash tax in the works?
- Who's paying for the cleanup?
- Kids put English signs in Flushing stores
- DNA used to track down car stealer
- Manhattanites are literally full of shit
- Bloomberg wants retired fireman off 9/11 memorial
- Charter Commission pulling a fast one
- Flushing workers protest against restaurant owner
- One-woman crime spree
- EDC knows all there is to know about the lying gam...
- BSA helps Huang
- Immigrant murdered at Flushing gas station
- The animal rescuers
- That Miss Heather is a sharp one!
- Deputy Mayor has no problem closing firehouses
- Big payday for Flushing vet
- $2M toilet coming to Elmhurst Park
- Traffic problems in Astoria
- A little on the side
- Court Square construction snafu
- No hope left for cemetery caretaker's house
- Items missing from the scene of Bayside fire
- Weiner issued a really crappy, incorrect report an...
- Forest Park lamppost a little bit off
- Park patrol cut
- Independence Party keeps Como off their ballot
- Bloomie was the life of the party in college
- Tennisport's undignified end
- Astoria, Corona and St. Albans murders
- Out-of-town renters duped by scam
- Not everyone happy with illegal hotel bill
- Red, white, blue and green
- Some streets are paved with stone
- WWII vet scammed out of home
- Shouldn't he be locked in a psycho ward?
- Tear down those walls!
- College Point mother dies, baby eats dog food
- Hot dog vendor not happy with City Hall
- Too close for comfort?
- More noise in LIC!
- Another hot sheets motel in Elmhurst
- Cleaning up Bayside Cemetery
- Revitalized housing suffering once more
- More on the Nadler incident...
- New cab sharing service for the bus-deprived
- Weprin challenging Friedrich's petitions
- Chronicling the history of Rocky Hill Road
- Sorry, Charlie!
- Write to the City Council against Flushing Commons
- Crane rigger not guilty in crane collapse
- Great job, DOB!
- Court says cell tower stays
- Breeding ground for vibrant, diverse terrorists
- Gary lawyers up
- Helen's major accounting mistake
- NYC schools still suck
- Meeks' lending buddy is also shady
- Big bird in the bay!
- State is broke and city is owed millions
- City Hall literally falling apart
- Dutch Kills mobilizing
- Meeks spending campaign cash on attorneys
- Pols uneasy about cemetery at Flushing Commons
- Con Ed didn't pay out enough
- Independence Party refunds Bloomberg
- Are these guys kidding?
- Forest Hills' historic stadium may be a goner
- Rufus King Park gets wi-fi
- TDC clown quotes Donald Rumsfeld
- Heat waves have brought on more West Nile
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10 comments:
Two peas in a pod.
Isn't growing this stuff illegal?
my, what a leafy bush you have
JVB: "Let me show you how a man likes it done."
CQ: "Huh? Come again?"
JVB: "Not yet."
Ooohh....I've never gotten gina tingles from a MAN touching my bush!
ooo that feels so good Jimmy.
lets go to the rubber room fast,teehee,teehee.
And they argued the rest of the day on who does what to whom.
The Big Red never seems to keep that mouth of hers shut. JVB should stuff the Bush in her mouth. She won't complain
GUACAMOLE
"I met her at el mercado.
She was buying avocado.
And man, she really turned me on.
She reached for my peppers.
I grabbed her tomatoes.
I knew it wouldn't be very long.
She walked to the mesa.
I grabbed my cerveza.
I picked up the onion and limon.
The way she looked at me.
It was plain to see.
It wouldn't be very long.
CHORUS: Guacamole, Guacamole,
We'd be making Guacamole all night long.
Guacamole, Guacamole,
We'd be making Guacamole all night long.
She headed for the line.
I fell in right behind.
And man, it sure looked good to me.
She reached for her money.
I said wait a minute honey.
I believe, this one's on me.
We got in my pick-up.
We started to back up.
We headed on down the road.
We went to mi casa.
Made tortillas de masa.
And made Guacamole all night long.
CHORUS"
- Composed by Augie Meyers, THE TEXAS TORNADOS
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