Friday, July 9, 2010

Up on the roof with Big Red

It's Friday. It's been a long week. And you know you want to caption this photo of James Van Bramer fondling Christine Quinn's vegetables, which comes from the Queens Times.


Anonymous said...

Two peas in a pod.

Gary the Agnsotic said...

Isn't growing this stuff illegal?

Anonymous said...

my, what a leafy bush you have

Anonymous said...

JVB: "Let me show you how a man likes it done."
CQ: "Huh? Come again?"
JVB: "Not yet."

Andrea Dworkin said...

Ooohh....I've never gotten gina tingles from a MAN touching my bush!

Anonymous said...

ooo that feels so good Jimmy.

Anonymous said...

lets go to the rubber room fast,teehee,teehee.

Anonymous said...

And they argued the rest of the day on who does what to whom.

Anonymous said...

The Big Red never seems to keep that mouth of hers shut. JVB should stuff the Bush in her mouth. She won't complain

georgetheatheist said...


"I met her at el mercado.
She was buying avocado.
And man, she really turned me on.
She reached for my peppers.
I grabbed her tomatoes.
I knew it wouldn't be very long.

She walked to the mesa.
I grabbed my cerveza.
I picked up the onion and limon.
The way she looked at me.
It was plain to see.
It wouldn't be very long.

CHORUS: Guacamole, Guacamole,
We'd be making Guacamole all night long.
Guacamole, Guacamole,
We'd be making Guacamole all night long.

She headed for the line.
I fell in right behind.
And man, it sure looked good to me.
She reached for her money.
I said wait a minute honey.
I believe, this one's on me.

We got in my pick-up.
We started to back up.
We headed on down the road.
We went to mi casa.
Made tortillas de masa.
And made Guacamole all night long.


- Composed by Augie Meyers, THE TEXAS TORNADOS