Friday, July 2, 2010

How not to run a law firm

Accurate directions are important. Deleting the directions given to you by the web designer is even more important.
Interesting spelling of the word "gazette". It's spelled that way on every link listed here as well. Very professional.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

You should have kept it secret and allowed them to continue to make fools of themselves.

Queens Crapper said...

I don't have to keep anything secret to allow them to continue to make fools of themselves. They provide no shortage of material.

Anonymous said...

"I have always been among those who believed that the greatest freedom of speech was the greatest safety, because if a man is a fool, the best thing to do is to encourage him to advertise the fact by speaking."
- Woodrow Wilson, from a speech in Paris in 1919

Anonymous said...

Why the sudden ire for Vallone?

http://www.astorians.com/community/index.php?topic=18665.30

Who is next?

Queens Crapper said...

Sudden?

Anonymous said...

"I have always been among those who believed that the greatest freedom of speech was the greatest safety, because if a man is a fool, the best thing to do is to encourage him to advertise the fact by speaking."
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Yea, like in Letters to the Editor.

georgetheatheist said...

"Consulting. All of our clients benefit from the return of Speaker Vallone as Senior Partner, Trial Counsel and Registered Lobbyist, his vast experience and familiarity."

I dare you to diagram that sentence.

Anonymous said...

Lots of weird punctuation and capitalization on that page...

Queens Crapper said...

"The firm represents individuals charged with both state and federal crimes, form arraignment through completion of trial. Clients especially benefit from six years’ experience The Honorable Peter F. Vallone, Jr. acquired as highly respected Assistant District Attorney’s office."

Holy crap. Where to begin with that horror show of a paragraph?

Detective McNutty said...

@Crapper

I think anonymous3 was referring to Astorians forum. There are many apologists for Vallone on that site, they act as if his family was not responsible for the problems in Astoria.

Queens Crapper said...

Yeah but they've always been critical of him on that site as well. Maybe if he didn't say stupid things like the smell started a few weeks ago, when it's been documented going back for years, he'd receive less abuse.

Vallone said...

Whas widjoose? Me right gud.