Wednesday, September 2, 2009

Bird tried to take out Bloomberg

From the NY Post:

Maybe it wanted revenge.

A bird struck a jet carrying the mayor and about a half-dozen others from the Hamptons to Boston for Sen. Ted Kennedy's funeral Saturday, The Post has learned.

Unlike the geese that forced US Airways Capt. Chesley Sullenberger to bring his jet down in the Hudson in January, Bloomberg's bird did not gum up the engine.


Anonymous said...


Snake Plissskin said...

Funny how the avians seem to be more on the ball than homo sapiens.

Anonymous said...

Karma, Nice Try Bird, I wish you luck on your second strike. Take him Doucheberg for gassing thousands of local birds for no apparent reason.

Anonymous said...

Something wrong here. No jets can fly in or out of the Hamptons (East Hampton airport) or MTK (Montauk). The runways are to short

Ted Kennedy was the biggest tweeder to ever walk the halls of Washington. They put people on the ground at risk for that POS ?

Taxpayer said...

Ho! Ho! Hey! Hey!
How many geese did he kill today?

The geese know.

Geese form very strong, lasting social bonds. A pair usually mates for life, although when one dies, the other remates. Some Canada geese nest for the first time at the end of their third year. They usually lay 5-8 eggs requiring about 28 days of incubation. The proud parents are very protective of their young goslings. Family ties remain strong throughout the first year.

It's those family ties that matter now.

Geese remember who hurt their family members.

So, if this miserable moron Commissar wants to remain safe, he better never set foot outdoors (surely never in anything that flies - not even an elevator).

These beautiful birds, so much smarter than Commissar Death and Taxes, can be far more vengeful than this vindictive, hate filled little dwarf, turtle-faced turd.

Go! Geese, go!

georgetheatheist said...

All the more reason to clear the airports of fowl.

ew-3 said...

The Hamptons?

Thought Bloomie was a Rockaway Beach kind of guy.


CJ said...

Birds! The suicide bombers of the animal kingdom.
Looks like a fatwa has been issued on the mayor.

Mother Goose said...

To Mayor Doomberg:


Taxpayer said...

georgetheatheist said...
All the more reason to clear the airports of fowl.
- - -

George, Do you mean that the Commissar must now be forbidden anywhere near any airports.

The life of even a single innocent goose is far more important to me than the life of this turtle-faced killer.

georgetheatheist said...

I think you mean "foul" not "fowl".

("And God said, Let us [sic] make man in our [sic] image, after our [sic] likeness, and let them have DOMINION, over the fish of the sea, and OVER THE FOWL OF THE AIR, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth." - Genesis 1:26)

Quack! Quack! Er, I mean Honk! Honk!

Anonymous said...

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore"

Anonymous said...

By the way, if you like Bloomberg like I do, you may want to read this article:

Especially if you live near any airport he regularly flies out of.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous # 4 Said:
"Something wrong here. No jets can fly in or out of the Hamptons (East Hampton airport) or MTK (Montauk). The runways are to short"

East Hampton Airport (HTO)

Runway 10/28: 4,255 x 100 ft. (1,297 x 30 m), Surface: Asphalt

Plenty long enough for a private jet

Anonymous said...

The Kennedy's are notoriuos anti semites.Maybe b-berg wants ded kennedy's seat

Anonymous said...

Heh, heh, time, ride the subway's safer!

Anonymous said...

All the more reason to clear city government of the foul!

Begin with Bloomberg and deny him his 3rd term! this November.

P.S. "Georgie the A"...
next time you're playing with yourself and about to shoot your wad...see if you can bring down some birds (ha, ha, ha)!

Jack Reylan said...

The Geese live in Tony Avella's dstrict, along with the west nile squeetters.