I love it when they do the photoshops for me...
For Council Member James Oddo (R-Staten Island) and his girlfriend, Kim Petersen, an assistant district attorney in Queens, things have played out a little differently since they reconnected at a Queens County GOP event in 2004. Oddo asked his friend and colleague Dennis Gallagher to put in a good word for him. Not long after, a inter-borough romance was born, and has survived for four years.
The Single Life
Whoa, so the Queens DA's office has an attorney on staff that is engaged to Pinky's best friend on the council? This explains the intentional misconduct during the grand jury...
Even mentioning being in Congress, said Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-Brooklyn/Queens), does not make the best pick-up line.
“Doesn’t work,” he said, shaking his head.
Weiner, whom rumors have linked to more than one woman over the years, insisted that contrary to the speculation, he finds dating difficult, especially with the commute back and forth to Washington. Though that is not the only reason he has stayed single, he said.
“It’s like the line that Woody Allen uses,” he joked. “‘He uses oral contraception—women say no.’ It’s kind of that way with me.”
With all the events on [Peter Vallone's] schedule and the responsibility he feels to his two daughters, available slots to see women are few and far between. And he knows that he is not at his most enticing when he tells prospective dates, “‘I’m free between 7:36 and 8:12 if you want to grab a quick drink,’” he said. “But that’s what ends up happening.”
Perhaps, he admitted, he was just using that as an excuse.
“I’m sure I’ve been dumped for just about every reason in the book. But I’ve rationalized to myself that it’s all because of my schedule,” he laughed.
Hey guys, the problem is that your schtick only works on older women, like ones in their 70s. The younger crowd can smell the B.S. a mile away.