Inside city hall, they're renovatin'. Outside city hall, Dennis Gallagher held his first press conference since assuming office in 2002, and Crappy was there. Pinky said he was very excited to have been chosen as Queen Katz' jester and he proudly showed off his new uniform. He said that he hopes to keep her majesty and the public entertained throughout the year and that Queens Crap will feature his stunts regularly. Then he said he had an important meeting with "Bill, Harry and Evan," and he ran off.
Don't worry, Dennis, we'll feature you prominently until the queen's reign comes to an end!