“We are looking for a talented and energetic individual whose writing will inspire young and old,” Borough President Helen Marshall said at a press conference yesterday. Plus, “He or she must be proud to live here in Queens.” Yes, that would be nice.
Poetry fit for a Queensborough
How's this for an entry:
There once was a mascot named Crappy
Who found his borough unhappy
With elected boobs
Who let it go down the tubes
And architecture that is quite scrappy!
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The Crap-O-Sphere ("Crappy")
Artwork by Jerry Rotondi
The official mascot of Queens Crap
The Crap-O-Sphere ("Crappy")
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- Bloomie won't take calls
- Parable of the Mouse
- Sunnyside Split
- A Bright Idea
- Parking Problems in Park Slope
- Getting the Boot in Broad Channel
- Big Bland Box
- Bad Bad Bayside
- Seaport makeover?
- In charge of permits, but doesn't bother to get one
- Queens (Crap) Boulevard, part 3
- Saving Civic Virtue
- A Developing Story
- Day at the Races
- Your Tax Dollars at Work, Continued
- Starrett Bill in Albany
- Bayside Blight
- Bobby Boo-Hoo
- Forgotten Woodhaven
- Builders rushing to beat the clock
- A Crap Above
- Flushing Down the Tubes
- The Real Deal
- Prime Design for Crap
- Rebuttal from the NY Post
- Astoria Overdevelopment
- Mad as hell and not taking it anymore
- Latest chapter in 88th Road saga
- Notorious developer damaged firehouse
- Your tax dollars at work, continued
- Same owner, different crap
- Kitschy Katz
- Real estate roundup
- Going, going...
- Pile of Brooklyn crap named after Queens town
- Whitestone's 20th Avenue
- Bloomie's history lesson
- Scoop from the Katz litterbox
- Daily News exposes Bloomberg lie
- Extolling Civic Virtue
- Quinn says "no" to lobbying money
- Rockaway Fire Sale
- Voting Rights Debate
- Piled high and deep
- Newspaper declares St. Saviour's on last leg
- Two families, two incomes
- A holiday message from the Crapper
- Manhattan vs. Queens
- Building Big Boxes in Bayside
- Meadowmere just now getting sewers
- Commercial Crap, part 1
- Western Queens Dems Oppose Sunnyside Landmarking
- Community Benefits for Whom?
- Dan "the Man"
- Common Crap on Commonwealth
- The Jamaica Jinx
- Deal or no deal?
- Bloomberg leaves city on ice
- Grand Crap
- QC offends the real estate industry
- Convicts Inspecting City School Buildings
- A little cancer never hurt anyone
- Forest Hills Hotel Plan
- Grassroots organization has great turnout
- A "pioneering bunch"
- Master chef
- Fortress of Steel
- Valentines to Jackson Heights
- Providing a safe arbor
- Mike not in step with bid to save Survivors Staircase
- Some Genuine Crap in Queens
- Some Pink Gems for V-Day
- LPC Approves Experimental Playground
- QC's Valentine to Queens
- Pinky continues Napoleonic crusade
- LPC withheld critical info from Queens community g...
- Operation Gotcha
- Some things never change
- Letter from a shoveler
- Erin Go Crap
- Free Ride?
- Rehabbing Moses' Image
- City commissioner working for lobbying group
- Whole lotta crappin' going on
- A Valentine to Queens
- Eye on Sunnyside
- Real Estate Boom and Accessibility
- Not Their Civic Duty
- Crap in the yard, part 1
- DOB Blockheads Visit Block Association
- Jamaica Plan a Debacle-in-Waiting
- Pepsi Sign Annoys Newcomers
- More of your tax dollars at work
- February 13th LPC agenda
- Extreme Home Makeover
- Eric's always thinking of his friends
- Going once, going twice...
- Douglaston fights for a park
- The King's Decree
- Jackson Heights and Corona's dirty laundry
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6 comments:
I love Queens.
Queens loves me.
I'm as happy as I can be.
A happier Man nowhere exists...
I think I'll go and
slash my Wrists.
That's a great spirited and descriptive rhyme composed in Limerick form. I'll vote for that. Let's put it to music!
A tycoon, who was once full of wit
Fell into some financial shit
He was forced, without means
To move into Queens
Now he's in a hysterical fit!
How 'bout this one:
There once was a bastard named Pinkey
Who treated his constituents stinky
He sold out our land
With money in his hand
And did some things that were quite kinky.
Sometimes I say what's the use
Stopping Katz's continued abuse
With builders "canoodling"?
As the Council keeps doodling
'Til D.O.I. comes to cook their goose!
Our Beep's busy seeking a bard
Spouting couplets for Queens will be hard
In a borough this boring
My mind can't go soaring
I'm trapped in my little backyard!
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