Saturday, May 21, 2022

Caption this smoking citibike rider

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26 comments:

Anonymous said...

Look at me! I'm an accident waiting to happen.

Anonymous said...

TA mule commie joyriding on taxpayers' money.

Anonymous said...

Tim Pool can ride a bike ?

Anonymous said...

Thanks NYC for being so European by supporting bike and cancer culture at the same time!

Anonymous said...

I must be a communist because I'm on a bike.
Prove me wrong ...

Anonymous said...

I'm the infamous 'TA Commie' you people drone on about every day!
Eat TrumpTurds Drones !

Anonymous said...

I am the dangerous type, and I don't no stinking helmet.

Anonymous said...

Where is the liquor store?

I love riding through red lights, stop signs, drinking, knocking down pedestrians and leaving them to die.

I love bail reform.

Anonymous said...

Ya can be sure no TrumpTurd could cycle, smoke and listen to music all at the same time!
Prove me wrong …

Anonymous said...

Thanks to you Democrats

Anonymous said...

Hello??? Hey Eric, Eric ??? Are you going to the party tonight????
Don't worry, they are not serving any energy drinks...

Disgruntled Citizen said...

You may say I’m a dreamer cos I’m living large with my Chesterfields and my AM radio rolling down the boulevard.How Sweet it is!

Disgruntled Citizen said...

Yeah Ma, I’m on my way to Sunday mass. I’ll pick ya up a six pack of Ballantine Ale on my way back.

Disgruntled Citizen said...

Sorry Pops they were all out of Old English at the deli. You want me to getcha some wacky tabacky? Aww Shuddup! It’s legal now.

Disgruntled Citizen said...

Shudduppa you face! I ain’t marrying you Mary Jean. For the last time that baby doesn’t look like me , it’s half Chinese. Yeah so what about me working as a Chinese take out delivery guy? That doesn’t make me Asian.

Disgruntled Citizen said...

Hey Babe, naw I tole ya, it’s one of those candy cigarettes left over from Halloween

Disgruntled Citizen said...

Would ya get off my back? I’m pedaling as fast as I can.

Disgruntled Citizen said...

Yeah I got the baby formula like you asked me. It fell offa truck

Disgruntled Citizen said...

Hey I just got a job at Fortune Discount

Anonymous said...

The only thing cool about him is that he's NOT WEARING A MASK outdoors!

Anonymous said...

He has his left foot on the ground - he must be the only cyclist who stops at red lights.

Anonymous said...


@"Disgruntled Citizen said..."

Quit posting your commie TA nonsense!

Anonymous said...

Which direction to get back to Ohio?

Disgruntled Citizen said...

They've got me on the Front Page of Kweens Krap. I ain't no poster boy. Where's my cut of the action? Can you get me a payout or what? I never agreed to be in their paper. My hair was so dirty that day I had to wear my hat. This ain't right.

Anonymous said...

At least I’m not living off taxpayer handouts like car totalitarians!

Anonymous said...

As Gas Prices Soar Me and Biden Celebrates this as an "Incredible Transition" onto bikes.