Thursday, March 22, 2018

Glutton for punishment caption contest

For some reason, Bill de Blasio went on a gluttonous rampage in Middle Village in the middle of a snowstorm.

First, he stuffed his face at a Greek diner:

And then he headed over to a pizza joint:


Since it's the second day of spring and there's a foot of snow outside, it's the perfect time to caption this photo!

37 comments:

Anonymous said...

Bad case of the munchkins from smoking pot
Those guys in the beanies appear to be those Israeli military trained body guards big celebrity's and crooked businessmen like Bernie Maddoff used. They cost ALOT of money $$$.
Perhaps he is celebrating Sanctuary funding and the super tunnel the president is signing Friday in the 1200 page Omnibus spending bill. (yes the turncoat Republicans completely rolled over and fucked us once again)
$1 trillian dollars for bullshit including planned parenthood and not 1 dollar for the wall.
That's what he is celebrating, the AP has an embargo not to tell the public till Friday. It may be leaked on Drudge report tomorrow.

JQ LLC said...

The mayor seems to be slumming down his dining choices and increasing his intake. Has it only been a few years since his big fundraisers at that restaurant run by that crooked and indicted guy who's testifying against Magnano in Long Island for similar pay to play favors?

JQ LLC said...

This is what my sexual deviant buddy Louie Ck calls a bang-bang

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZ-Z1di-c58
greek-italian!

JQ LLC said...

The woman who tweeted these photos works for Big Slow too. City hall thinks the mayor pigging out is a good thing.

Anonymous said...

"This spot would be an excellent location to build another "affordable housing unit",do any of you know who owns it so I can pay them a shitload of money for this place?"

Anonymous said...

New homelessless shelter site meet and greet. Watch your back Mr Holden.

Gary W said...

"Maybe DOT should put a bike lane in front of this place?"

Anonymous said...

Just chowing down on REBNY money'

Anonymous said...

"I dreamed I was the middle of a sandwich with Chirlane and Cynthia Nixon. Talk about unqualified."

Tommy Efreeti said...

Too close for comfort, and that's saying something from 3 neighborhoods away. Damn just stay within the bounds of LIC, yeesh.

Tommy Efreeti said...

Glad to see Bob addressing a local resident's concern.

https://twitter.com/JimbobKelly/status/976618528643133440

Anonymous said...

Whatever he is doing in Maspeth cant be a good thing
Yes watch your ass Bob Holden and homeowners!

John said...


Mammograms and healthcare services for low income women is not bullshit.

Considering Mexico is paying for the wall, why would there be any money allocated to it?

>> anonymous
>>$1 trillian dollars for bullshit including planned parenthood and not 1 dollar for the wall.

Anonymous said...

While the Mayor Was in the area, we had plows every 15 minutes it seemed. Once he left... we didn't see a plow until midnight...

Anonymous said...

Imagine if Chicago or Milwaukee shut down like NYC for a few inches of snow. And DeBlasio out for pizza. New York City employees are some of the most lazy useless SOBs in America, they make DC look good, they are that bad.

Anonymous said...

As long as this openly practicing shithead of corruption, graft, endless greed and crookedness is in power, as the failed media and yellow journalists continue to do what they do best (N-O-T-H-I-N-G !), then expect a complete collapse of society (already in mid level progress). And, the public be damned (again and STILL). This City Hall makes hell look like heaven!

Quote: ❝Rome lived upon its principal till ruin stared it in the face. Industry is the only true source of wealth, and there was no industry in Rome. By day the Ostia road was crowded with carts and muleteers, carrying to the great city the silks and spices of the East, the marble of Asia Minor, the timber of the Atlas, the grain of Africa and Egypt; and the carts brought out nothing but loads of dung. That was their return cargo.❞

——The Martyrdom of Man by Winwood Reade (1871)

Anonymous said...

"As the failed media”

The mayor’s office of film and television runs the media, these people wont do shit. The bosses, owners, editors and field producers are all handpicked and WITH the mayor and governor if they wish to keep jobs. -press credentials, parking, press, professional camera & tripod permits included.

New Yorkers need to pull heads out of ass and realize this. Controled censored & regulated media like in Russia and N Korea IS VERY MUCH HERE AND VERY REAL

Anonymous said...

Too late to be storing fat for the winter. Maybe the Armageddon is coming. What does he know that we don't?

Anonymous said...

Perhaps rumors of meeting for a upcoming the ticket blitz are true. He's furious and really pissed at the "thorn in the foot" homeowners for harassing hotel owners and ousting Crowley.

JQ LLC said...

"Imagine if Chicago or Milwaukee shut down like NYC for a few inches of snow. And DeBlasio out for pizza."

Would it be stretching it a bit by comparing it to Christie closing down the beaches? For this could be de Faustio's version but instead it's a social media foodie photo op tour. Well at least he found time for Holden, which is surprising since he threw so much shade at him last November for beating the honorable Ms Crowley.

What could have been possibly been discussed amongst the two.

Gary W and anon's Chirlie/Cyndi sandwich were pure winners.

Anonymous said...

If that doofus came into my place of employment I most definitely would not be in any photo with him. What is he even doing in Middle Village? That's totally not an area of the city that would have any respect for him. He should totally be banned from places like that along with Howard Beach, Whitestone, etc. He does better in areas with high populations looking for handouts. Hmmm I wonder why his flunkie Cynthia Nixon made her first campaign pitch in Brownsville?? Get them all out of here, you live in NYC you work hard, no more handouts deBozo!

Anonymous said...

"Hmmm I wonder why his flunkie Cynthia Nixon made her first campaign pitch in Brownsville??"

Because her friends supporting her were shooting a TV Scene there. Its called media buzz. These same UA and IA people supported deBlasio (around $1 million) and will no doubt hand Cuomo II a couple millions dollars to run for president.
The dominos are being set, the media company's are determined to seat Cuomo as next president

Anonymous said...

DeBlahz is thinking- I can get these few bites fast in because Chirlaine and her fambly are no where to be seen. They inhale all the groceries like locusts. I am sick and tired of soggy macaroni and cheese and wilted collard greens with fatback.

Former Democrat said...

Caption- I better get free food while I can. This good thing can't last forever.

Anonymous said...

"This good thing can't last forever"

Apparently yes because Trump just rolled over and caved in to blackmail.
The GOP will be vaporized in the November mid term elections. Next president will be Democrat, house & Senate included.
Massive socialism and money grabs coming.

Anonymous said...

Who would ever think the Mayor would accept a tour of Middle Village from Bob Holden.
After he reads the article "The US Constitution vs. Bill De Blasio in the latest Juniper Berry he will surely get indigestion haha.

Anonymous said...

deBlasio and Cuomo have ruined our great City and State. What happened to the home that I loved? I could cry.

Rick D said...

"Finally, something good you could say about me. Not only do I NOT use a knife and fork on a slice, I know how to fold it."

Anonymous said...

Guy in the apron is asking "where can I get deloused ?".

Anonymous said...

Bob Holden seems like he's getting the hang of things at City Hall...and that could be scary...

Anonymous said...

Empty calorie (and empty shithead de BLASS-hole is preparing for his long term residence in federal lockup, by eating anything that isn't nailed down, in anticipation of the fast approaching karmic years ahead that await this hyper-corrupt, 'WEASEL F**KWAD,' when Harendra Singh begins his aria in the Nassau County Courthouse trial next week.

The day that this THIRD murderer of New York City (the first murdered was Giuliani, followed by Bloomberg the executioner), is carted away like the overfilled trash dumpster that he is, will be a day of unbridled celebration that We, the People had the power to banish a walking scourge like this, along with his entire administration, all of whom give mendacity a bad name!

What angers me even more than that is how this coward escaped (again and still) to Miami to take in a Red Sox game with his sapphic, partner-in-crime (and city payroll wanna be), like all cowards who will soon face a day of judgement that will be life changing for the entire 'Hijack-and-Held-in-Hostage' city residents whose quality of life is now completely decimated because of this evil, DemonRat plague of epic, humanitarian (and ecological) fail. City Hall is infected with a collective waste of toxic skin, depleting the Earth of precious oxygen! Time to pull back the drapes and let the sunshine in at City Hall——the best political cleansing agent of them all!

Anonymous said...

People who are under the Feds microscope would tend to go on eating binges. When you're nervous and scared, one overeats....

Anonymous said...

Empty calorie (and empty shithead de BLASS-hole) is preparing for his long term residence in federal lockup, by eating anything that isn't nailed down, in anticipation of the fast approaching karmic years ahead that await this hyper-corrupt, 'WEASEL F**KWAD,' when Harendra Singh begins his aria in the Nassau County Courthouse trial next week.

The day that this THIRD murderer of New York City (the first murdered was Giuliani, followed by Bloomberg the executioner), is carted away like the overfilled trash dumpster that he is, will be a day of unbridled celebration that We, the People had the power to banish a walking scourge like this, along with his entire administration, all of whom give mendacity a bad name!

What angers me even more than that is how this coward escaped (again and still) to Miami to take in a Red Sox game with his sapphic, partner-in-crime (and city payroll wanna be), like all cowards who will soon face a day of judgement that will be life changing for the entire 'Hijack-and-Held-in-Hostage' city residents whose quality of life is now completely decimated because of this evil, DemonRat plague of epic, humanitarian (and ecological) fail. City Hall is infected with a collective waste of toxic skin, depleting the Earth of precious oxygen! Time to pull back the drapes and let the sunshine in at City Hall——the best political cleansing agent of them all!

Anonymous said...

My friend was at the metro diner, de blahzeeo was completely ignored. The pizzeria took a bit of heat from their customers,probably just being polite.

Anonymous said...

A Hasidic Jew in that pizzeria has got to be a first in their 53 years of business......

Anonymous said...

"Bob Holden seems like he's getting the hang of things at City Hall...and that could be scary...

Sounds like one of the many who advised people not to vote for Holden because he wouldn't work with the mayor. Some people just don't understand that, like it or not, the mayor is his boss. Duh!

Sunnyside Al said...

I was watching the local news the other night, where there was no mention of the homeless or overdevelopment issues. The mayor’s name did come up to announce that he is no longer eating pizza slices with a knife and fork. However, Trump’s immigration policies was headline news.