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- Here's what historic district status gets you...
- Permits renewed for stalled Astoria site
- Sandy salt hurt a lot of trees
- Queens pols want expanded gambling
- Vallone vs... Vallone?
- Some progress made in Jamaica - but not enough
- Gennaro-Quinn lovefest
- Chrissy Voskerichian's contributions breakdown
- Public-private partnerships hurt the general public
- Did Rapid Repairs cause house to blow up?
- City backpedals on Willets Point violations
- NYC in the 1930s - in color!
- What's going on here?
- Avella helps Astoria as local pols stay silent
- Weiner wants development in parks
- All it takes is one jerk...
- Not quite ready for Memorial Day weekend
- Bad behavior by pols at the College Point Memorial...
- A Memorial Day garbage walk
- Classic case of "you scratch my back, I'll scratch...
- The latest numbers from the Shafran campaign
- Has Jose Peralta's stadium stance changed?
- Garbage in Jamaica symbolic of bigger problems
- Parks Dept working on Doughboy paintjob
- New zoning rules for flood areas
- Another unholy alliance: Vallone & Liu
- What happened to Moynihan Station?
- CB3 almost unanimously votes down Mets shopping mall
- Remember the Sage!
- CB1 doesn't think Astoria is developed enough
- Ain't no wave strong enough...
- Star Nissan fined for hacking young street trees
- MLS Stadium in FMCP is apparently DOA
- Dan's back
- Will there be any punishment?
- Turning parks into huge billboards didn't pay off
- Walmart possible in Ridgewood
- Anthony's finally in
- Yankees join forces with sheik to buy soccer team
- Illegal hotel rentals can be costly to owners
- Bye, bye Barry!
- Helen didn't know that Johnny is in the mayoral race
- Crowley pissed off a lot of Dems with his endorsem...
- The unholy Vallone-Crowley alliance has been forged
- Too many luxury projects
- Lots more where they came from
- City didn't build promised "affordable housing"
- Everything old is new again
- Stable that helps cancer patients likely to be rep...
- City says its own buildings are life-threatening
- Wondering about status of "another crap too narrow"
- Not Comrie...It's Katz
- Lawyers love John Duane
- Phony park advocate contradicts her own position o...
- Another lovely weekend in Jamaica
- A blast from Queens past
- Auction scheduled to help non-profits
- That's all he wrote
- Unisphere suffers damage
- Vito announces resignation from Assembly and City ...
- FAA agrees to form committee with residents about ...
- Paul Vallone likely to get County nod
- Is Van Bramer the most honest man in politics?
- Briarwood site's been stalled for 3 years
- Leroy is County's BP pick
- Rockaway A train is back in business May 30th
- Half of Helen's staff in jeopardy
- DeBlasio thinks illegal aliens should have driver'...
- Willow Lake a festering craphole
- Will he or won't he?
- Vito probe closed
- CB7's Willets Point cave-in like deja vu all over ...
- Bloomberg wants to replace soccer stadium parkland...
- Watch yourself on WiFi
- 38 units to replace 4 in Sunnyside
- Taxpayers on legal hook for Bloomberg's folly
- Could the Queensway work as both a park and transit?
- CB7 bends over backward to approve Flushing Meadow...
- Hostels closing, but illegal hotels thriving
- Special Hillsides Preservation District doesn't do...
- What the hell were they thinking?
- Bloomberg hiring developers to rebuild Sandy-damag...
- Lipstick on a pig
- Queensbridge Park seawall may finally be repaired
- Borough Hall is falling apart...but Helen's got ot...
- 150-year old Flushing street tree endangered by co...
- Legislators want CB notification of brownfield cle...
- What Elmhurst's main thoroughfare looks like these...
- Standard Motor Building is toxic
- Jamaica tree trash dates back to Sandy
- Housing for Hasids only?
- Shaw hotel now sits in the shadow of crap
- Familiar story: Vehicles near schools park illegally
- 4 Brooklyn hospitals in danger of closing
- Sandy causes foreclosure spike 6 months later
- Judge orders SLA to issue liquor license to LIC st...
- Rolling over the roll down gate
- Shirley goes down swinging
- Sliwa's ex-wife says Curtis and Katz are scammers
- EDC required FMCP parkland replacement...then chan...
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12 comments:
Helen: "Hello operator. Could you please connect me with Scott Stringer or Marty Markowitz."
Poor Helen, she's just consulting with a local developer on how she should vote.
How else can he reach her in a meeting except by phone?
If Con Ed plugged a 110 volt line into Marshall's ass, it wouldn't zap her into full consciousness.
She's too damn old and should never have been
re-elected.
But she follows the directions of Irving Poy and Alex Rosa (no spring chicken herself) , who really run borough hall.
Do you know that Irving Poy (the developers' friend) holds a permanent civil service position there?
He goes along with the next borough president.
Claire Shulman made that possible.
So perennial hacks have job security at "the hall".
Helen:
"Could you please connect me with my banker in Zurich. Yes, here's my numbered account I.D. code.
Thank you".
"Is this Lava Life? Your TV commercials make it sound so fun. Don't worry, the taxpayers can afford it."
Excuse me! Excuse me! You'll have to speak up. My ears are stuffed with crap!!!!!!!
Helen:
"Hello? 911? I've been kidnapped by four older fat men whom I'm afraid want to have their way with me! Please come find me! Take me back to the nursing home - I mean, Borough Hall!"
Helen: "This sure beats the tin can with the string."
Helen Marshall's a few french fries short of a happy meal!
Helen's on the phone ordering her butler to re-open her Hamptons summer home.
Helen: "Call for Fee-lip Maah-uh-reeez!"
"B-5 ... N-44 ... Is that a bingo?"
Left to right: Dumb, Dumber, Dumbest and Moronowitz
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