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- "Landmarking lollapalooza"
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- They deserve a break today
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- Future crap prediction
- Charges against SJU gunman dropped
- A hole in Brooklyn & a scandal at City Hall
- The Sunnyside saga: It's finally over!
- Change Your Clock, Change Your Battery
- DOB progress report
- You're in God's hands with Allstate
- Asbestos mess at Bell Park Gardens?
- Bending the camera rules
- AM-NY: PlanYC is "almost messianic"
- Where’s John Liu?
- PlaNYC park plan decoded
- Requiem for a city
- Partial Building Collapse in Chelsea
- Stupid NYC
- Auburndale Rezoning
- Another view on overdevelopment
- A WTF? in QW
- Cavalcade of crap, part 4
- Bell Boulevard crane collapse
- Deer Killed On Parkway
- Bloomberg backing Vallone for BP
- Bye-bye to Bayside trees
- Cavalcade of crap, part 3
- BQE on stage
- JFK kitty roundup
- DOB getting tough?
- Fare reduction would raise more $$$
- Cavalcade of Crap, part 2
- Growing concern
- Reprieve for Astroland
- Turf moratorium
- Cavalcade of crap, part 1
- Happy homecoming!
- Flushing smuggling & sex ring busted
- Massacre mastermind gets life (not death)
- Some good news from Midville
- Fedderectomy may happen in Greenpoint
- Guesstimating budgets for transit plans
- Demanding library parity
- Housing agency sides with tenants
- Preserving Udall's Cove
- Tyvek special
- Queens mobilizes to save trees
- Rent-stabilized evicted to house homeless
- Exporing Queens jazz history
- Van Damned
- Adrian the environmentalist
- Daily News uncovers mortgage scam
- October Queens buildings newsletter
- 7 train extension problem
- Midsection murder in Middle Village
- Intensive work leads to intensive care
- DOB: "Whoops, we goofed."
- Pinky: DA was mean to me at Grand Jury
- First full of gas; next full of crap?
- How generous
- City clueless in Dutch Kills
- Hillside homes are history
- Temple tantrum
- Hundreds of hipsters tossed out on street
- Pinky's chief-of-staff quits
- Gym owner treated like punching bag
- Hole in the yard
- SJU dorm shut down
- Welcome to Flushing
- LPC loves Queens, the Bronx and S.I. too!
- Crap under the el
- 6th avenue heartache
- Starbucks coming to Metro
- AM-NY in Queens Village
- Scarano comes to Elmhurst
- OSHA fines contractor for trench collapse death
- More photos of Ridgewood Reservoir wildlife
- Lost? Sidewalk Compass Being Tested in NYC
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- Ex-commish arrested in LI building scandal
- News from the Ledge
- Weeping for a Bay Ridge willow
- It's only a paper house...
- The half-demolition of Huang
- Our Nanny, Mike Bloomberg
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- Advertising ban for council
- Guggenheim color choice: eggshell or urine yellow?
- Subprime mortgage map of the boroughs
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12 comments:
What the hell does Serf know
except how to count his graft money !
If you call the genocide of an entire people an achievement. And I am 100% Italian.
check out the bare breasted woman in the upper right corner of the poster.
That woman is from Botticelli's "Birth of Venus."
looks more like Paris Hilton.
The model for Amerigo Vespucci is Bo Dietl...Constance DelVecchio Maltese, Serf's wife, had all Serf's friends pose for a series of portraits...The piece de resistance was Serf posing for the Columbus portrait.
Oh, George, I fear you are not joking...
"looks more like Paris Hilton."
These anonymous art critics are tough, they're willing to roast even the most famous Renaissance artworks!
is this a slavish reproduction (photocopy, etc) of the Botticelli original or merely an artist's re-rendering of it?
I forgot the quotation marks: "piece de resistance" (I was joking)...Have you ever seen this Serf/Columbus portrait?...It's a hoot in hell...BTW, whenever, Serf (along with his fellow pols) publishes in the weeklies their periodic "Have a Nice Groundhog Day" greetings, he submits a photo of himself together with Constance, with this her Columbus portrait printed on a plate, giving it to the late Pope John Paul II (I kid you not.)...You should see the look on the Pope's face: "What the fuck is this?"...Check it out next time.
this latest critic is even tougher. At least Serf's wife can paint. I doubt any of these anonymous posters have the talent to match her.
:) :( :-o
there you go. Portraits of a smiling face, a frowning one, and a suprised one. And there you were saying I lacked talent. Really!
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