Monday, May 7, 2012

Tony should have kept it in his pants

From the NY Post:

A scorned straphanger who claims a married Queens bus driver hit on her has spent months letting the whole neighborhood know just how she feels about him, plastering his Q69 Astoria route with fliers addressed to the “womanizer bastard.”

The mystery lady doesn’t identify herself in the typewritten, boldfaced missives, but has plenty of ammo for “Mr. One Night Stand,” whom she also calls “Tony Q69.”

“No one wants you Tony!!!!!” she writes. “You are so full of yourself.”

“Desperate TONY Q-69 Uses His Job to Flirt With Women All Day!!!” she claims in a different posting.

In another, she simply writes: “Tony Q-69, go back to Brooklyn.”

The Q69 Casanova allegedly tried to bed the woman, who says she’s single.

“I won’t forget your famous line, ‘Married men are lonely, too,’ ” she recalls bitterly.

A frequent Q69 rider called the fliers the talk of the neighborhood.

“Nobody knows who it is,” the woman said. “It’s been going on for two years.”
And the fatal attraction seems to have become a transit triangle, with a second woman now trading vulgar barbs with the first.

“Everyone thinks you’re a bitter bitch,” the second woman seethes in a fresh lamppost message. “You’re not going to get him fired.”


Mr. Whipple said...

Ladies, puleeeez. Don't squeeze the Charmin. said...

"Tony Q69"

Ach! Dat vas anudder gut von! Hahr-hahr.

Teik der Bus und leaf der drrriving to us. Vatta guy! (Schtopp, schtopp, I'm peesing in mein Lederhosen.)

10-4. Hahr-hahr-hahr.

Anonymous said...

At least this route has a bus shelter with reading material that is constantly updated - a novella if you will!

georgetheatheist said...

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned." - William Congreve, The Mourning Bride (1697)

Class assignment:

"Married men are lonely, too"


Anonymous said...

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