I’m switching sides and declaring myself a Republican. They have a much higher tolerance for corruption. They go that extra mile to protect their corrupt gods.
I hear that the former president is looking for help cooking his books. We're the right team for the job. If we're not cooking them, Meatball Ron is burning them!
So guys, what do you think about my latest idea for NYPD? As well as robot dogs, we'll give each officer an iPhone to help tackle cyber crime? And now let's cook'em up some doughnuts. Hey boss, its "donuts" not "doughnuts". We don't want to confuse the officers.
And boss, how about heated car seats to keep their tushies warm. It's inhumane to have them sit all day without heated car seats. Sheeeed...
Mr. Mayor, I hope you dont end up like former Mayor Giuliani. That guy turned into a deadbeat groper. He is to Trump like Renfield was to Dracula. Yeah, Eddie, that's really sad.
Let's ban the teaching of "Climate Change" in our schools. That'll really teach the libturds a lesson. That's a great idea, boss. But shouldn't they know the truth?
No, Eddie, big oil, Emperor Murdoch and the auto industry don't want the Sheeple to kmnow anything about climate change. Just pretend everything is normal. We'll be long gone when the Sheeple really have to take care of it. Ha Ha, good idea boss.
So The Democrats are ganging up on Senator Menendez. This is obviously another one of their deep state fabrications. Of course, fake news and the deep state are on board. Typical Democrat witch hunt. I'd vote for him if I lived in Jersey.
“Texas is getting more Red every day,” Gov. Abbott posted on X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter. Dallas Mayor Eric Johnson switches parties, making the city the nation’s largest with a GOP Mayor.
Thirty years ago, Washington, DC, was a national laughingstock for re-electing Dem0Rat Marion Barry mayor after he was caught on video smoking crack with a woman not his wife.
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I'm the Biden of Brooklyn !
If you're looking for morality and ethical standards from NYC politicians you'll be looking for a long time
Keep drinking the koolaid fella.. whoa , it’s coursing through your veins like coke on a Saturday night for Hunter
The establishment now is a bunch of freaks.
I used a gas stove
Looks like Happy Kyne and the Mirth Makers stayed out in the sun too long.
@“ it’s coursing through your veins like coke on a Saturday night for Hunter”
Impeach Hunter Biden Now!
I used to be. TrumpTurd, but I’m all right now.
Hey you NYPD guy, what’s this with your police union? Are you guys a bunch of socialists?
I’m switching sides and declaring myself a Republican. They have a much higher tolerance for corruption. They go that extra mile to protect their corrupt gods.
We’re going to depot all illegals immigrants?
All 300 million mr Mayor?
Another career politician doing what they do best!
I'm going to cook up some Sweet Potato Pie with TrumpTurd topping. Mmmmmmmm....
Cooking is for communists.
Prove me wrong ...
I hear that the former president is looking for help cooking his books. We're the right team for the job. If we're not cooking them, Meatball Ron is burning them!
@"The establishment now is a bunch of freaks."
It could be worse. They could be QAnon Freaks.
So guys, what do you think about my latest idea for NYPD? As well as robot dogs, we'll give each officer an iPhone to help tackle cyber crime?
And now let's cook'em up some doughnuts.
Hey boss, its "donuts" not "doughnuts". We don't want to confuse the officers.
And boss, how about heated car seats to keep their tushies warm. It's inhumane to have them sit all day without heated car seats.
Sheeeed...
This is much better than a mug shot in Fulton County Jail.
Why are we being forced to wear these suits and ties? I can't breathe properly in this. This is inhumane tyranny. I want my freedoms!
Here in the "Great Swamp of Florida", we can cook up some alligator stew with python sauce and redneck raspberry pie. Mmmmmmmmm.....
Mr. Mayor,
I hope you dont end up like former Mayor Giuliani. That guy turned into a deadbeat groper.
He is to Trump like Renfield was to Dracula.
Yeah, Eddie, that's really sad.
Let's ban the teaching of "Climate Change" in our schools. That'll really teach the libturds a lesson.
That's a great idea, boss. But shouldn't they know the truth?
No, Eddie, big oil, Emperor Murdoch and the auto industry don't want the Sheeple to kmnow anything about climate change. Just pretend everything is normal. We'll be long gone when the Sheeple really have to take care of it.
Ha Ha, good idea boss.
So The Democrats are ganging up on Senator Menendez. This is obviously another one of their deep state fabrications. Of course, fake news and the deep state are on board.
Typical Democrat witch hunt.
I'd vote for him if I lived in Jersey.
Censorship is real. Prove me wrong ...
I always wondered. Why do right-wingers have no sense of humor?
Shine yer shoes, two bits. shine yer shoes, two bits.
"I believe that fly in your soup, Sir, is doing the back stroke."
“To all of my fellow New Yorkers who are undocumented, I say: New York City is your home too" - Adams, 2014
Elections have consequences.
"I'd vote for him if I lived in Jersey" Glad I found you, you are a political genius greatly thank you for educating me.
“Texas is getting more Red every day,” Gov. Abbott posted on X, the social media platform formerly known as Twitter.
Dallas Mayor Eric Johnson switches parties, making the city the nation’s largest with a GOP Mayor.
@I always wondered. Why do right-wingers have no sense of humor?"
Maybe because they always feel the need to be outraged.
We’re cooking up some faux outrage for our rightwing constituents.
They love it!
Woke derangement syndrome is real!
We’re campaigning for lower taxes on the elite!
Freemasonry
Thirty years ago, Washington, DC, was a national laughingstock for re-electing Dem0Rat Marion Barry mayor after he was caught on video smoking crack with a woman not his wife.
Today, Barry would fit right in.
Those are masonic aprons and logos.
@"Those are masonic aprons and logos."
I think you are mistaken. I believe that logo belongs to the Illuminati.
Whodave believed that our former president, Donald Trump, committed fraud?
Not me boss. But then again, I was never known for my sharp intellect.
I see a pattern here said...
Apparently Democrat Senator Menendez is in trouble again !
“My son has not made money […] in China.”
It has your address on the wires, sir…
Reporter to white woman: “What do you make of this looting?”
White woman: “It looked like everyone was being arrested, but then they let everyone go, so I don’t know…” [airhead smile*]
* I’m still going to vote democrat.
Making fun of the left is so fun. Logic and critical thinking escapes them.
Sen. Menendez is a victim of fake news, corporate media and the deep state.
Prove me wrong…
@“ It has your address on the wires, sir…”
Still waiting for the evidence. Fox News fabrications don’t count as evidence in court.
We need more compassion in politics, and we need to listen to each other more.
That’s how we improve.
Making fun of the right-wingers is kinda boring. They are too clueless to figure out that they are being made fun of.
IT'S THE BEST TIME TO BE A CRIMINAL
@ Fake news : Add trump is stealing mailboxes to the hoax list...
All Of The News Is Confusing And Fake But The Coffee Is Delicious
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