Right out of the gate, I be letting you know any Mets fans are low priority . That's just da way I roll. I'm Yankees Da X all da way. Grand Concourse to the bone. Got a problem with that? Call the Mayor, He gave me da job. Mets Fans, Queens Crap you are screwed. Again.
My first priority is more comfortable and wider seats for our men and women in blue. Next is better air conditioning, then bigger smartphones with longer battery life. Of course, we will continue to use sidewalks, bicycle lanes to park our vehicles. We will continue to obstruct our license plates, and use out of town license plates. We will also continue to harass peaceful demonstrators. As we all know, peaceful demonstrations are for communists.
And for every five crimes against humanity - excluding shoplifting, stabbing, attempted murder, crapping on the sidewalk in full view of children , you get a seasons pass to Yankee Stadium. Queens residents not eligible.
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Right out of the gate, I be letting you know any Mets fans are low priority . That's just da way I roll. I'm Yankees Da X all da way. Grand Concourse to the bone. Got a problem with that? Call the Mayor, He gave me da job. Mets Fans, Queens Crap you are screwed. Again.
Caption what? Who are those two nobodies?
I too am fat.
My first priority is more comfortable and wider seats for our men and women in blue. Next is better air conditioning, then bigger smartphones with longer battery life. Of course, we will continue to use sidewalks, bicycle lanes to park our vehicles. We will continue to obstruct our license plates, and use out of town license plates. We will also continue to harass peaceful demonstrators. As we all know, peaceful demonstrations are for communists.
LGM !
And for every five crimes against humanity - excluding shoplifting, stabbing, attempted murder, crapping on the sidewalk in full view of children , you get a seasons pass to Yankee Stadium. Queens residents not eligible.
Which slob is her replacement?
Try some fasting fatsos
This entire administration is an embarrassment.
My first priority is to move the "F" out of NYC !
News Flash, Body Size shaming is the new blackface.
I've conferred with several "progressives" on this and they are not too happy.
Fundamental Transformation.
Hope & Change we can believe in.
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