Wednesday, August 31, 2022

Caption the cranky mayor

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FbfL1LiXwAMauM0?format=jpg&name=small

Mayor Adams looks like his job isn't much fun anymore, but it's more likely he's mad because he was expecting better seats. 


76 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I can't fix the mess, but I know how to dress!"

Anonymous said...

No one told me it would be this difficult!

Anonymous said...

"I likes to sing Misty...
Look at me
I'm as helpless
as a rat
in an outdoor shed..."

Anonymous said...

NYPD in Harlem (by Rob)

https://twitter.com/i/status/1564781165818658816

Well done. No wonder Adams is cranky.

Anonymous said...

I’m really a Trumpanzee at heart!

Disgruntled Citizen said...

I told them not to put me in the light skinned section, I look like the Bosco Queen in my polka dot blazer

Disgruntled Citizen said...

How can I get that Queens Crap rag shut down for good this time?

georgetheatheist said...

Who farted?

Anonymous said...

"I rather be in the Hamptons with Cuomo."

Anonymous said...

TA Commie bike Nazi, this is what you advocating?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1564694480351117317

Anonymous said...

I just LOVE family holiday dinners. Don't you?

Joe said...

"Why isn't this place re-named after me"
"Why did I get booed getting to this shitty seat where is my private corporate sky booth"

Helen said...

I'm the MAYOR and I have to sit BEHIND this athlete and his wife ???

Anonymous said...

I have no clue how to fix the city's crime problem but at least I have swagger.

Anonymous said...

I'm all fluff and no stuff. Actually I'm clueless when it comes to running this city.

Anonymous said...

Great jacket!

Anonymous said...

When NYC is burning and engulfed with crime, I go to Tennis.

Anonymous said...

I didn’t realize Q-Anon creeps used Twitter too. Now let me watch the game in peace.

Anonymous said...

For real, he's not supposed to be there as it constitutes am acceptance of a gift exceeding more the $25.00. Tony Avella put the skids to this very practice years ago..

https://nypost.com/2012/08/27/usta-pulls-free-us-open-tickets-for-city-politicians/

I guess mayor swagger is an exception?

Anonymous said...

It’s a hollow chocolate mold of a mayor not the real thing. And like a snuiflake it melts in broad daylight.

Anonymous said...

God help us all under this horrible authoritarian Regime !

Anonymous said...

For real , the mayor was not supposed to be there, Tony Avella shamed the U.S.T.A. into stopping this practice in 2012.

https://nypost.com/2012/08/13/state-pols-cant-accept-us-open-freebies-ethics-panel-rules/

So unless he was paying for his seat, this constitutes an ethics violation.

Anonymous said...

https://nypost.com/2012/08/13/state-pols-cant-accept-us-open-freebies-ethics-panel-rules/

Mayor Swagger shouldn't have been there.

Anonymous said...

Is Serena Williams is on Performance Enhancing Drugs ?

Anonymous said...

Lucky guy, give him a boy scout merit badge.

Anonymous said...

Stick to the Clubs mayor Fancy Pants.

Anonymous said...

I'm mad because my comments were blocked on Queens Crap again! Where's my freedoms?

Anonymous said...

I lifted this jacket from Lindsey Nelson's cadaver

Anonymous said...

Adams already lost the city, he just doesn't know it yet.

Anonymous said...

Good, productive members of the community here at the US Open, I'm sure.

Anonymous said...

The Democrats are in absolute desperation mode.
Vote them out in November !

Anonymous said...

Money talks Sheeple that's why I have $6,000 suits and US Open seats with Lindor.

Anonymous said...

​DOG FACE PONY SOLDIER

Anonymous said...

@I’m really a Trumpanzee at heart!I

With a TA commie brain.



Anonymous said...

Maybe I can just pardon all the criminals. That would solve the problem.

georgetheatheist said...

(BTW, thanks Mayor Adams for the totally unexpected $150 property tax rebate check received 3 days ago in the mail. JQ, any other readers get one?))

Anonymous said...

@I'm mad because my comments were blocked on Queens Crap again! Where's my freedoms?

In your toolbox, used to cut catalytic converters.

Anonymous said...

@george
Do you get those for trailers too? Just asking for one of the other posters?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if I should insult fascists and traitors like POTUS just did?

Anonymous said...

@“With a TA commie brain.”

I presume you mean “A smart Trumpanzee” ? That truly must be a very rare species.

Anonymous said...

Can I steal classified documents and get away with it too?

Anonymous said...

I stand for democracy in the entire world.
That's why I will ignore what the Sheeple want and do as I please.

Anonymous said...

Freedom is Slavery, War is Peace, and Ignorance is Strength

Anonymous said...

“No matter what my voters think ... because it's all about meeeeee!!!"

Anonymous said...

Is this “Dark Brandon” one of us?

Anonymous said...

Vote for dems at your own risk
Live, work, drive, play or visit, why would anyone do any of these things in NY

Anonymous said...

Democrats like me are soft on crime & pro criminal.
If you want law and order vote for dems at your own risk.

Anonymous said...

@I presume you mean

Life is tough and is even tougher when you are stupid, TA commie.

Anonymous said...

@Can I steal classified documents and get away with it too?

Sure, you can even have your own mail server in your basement.

The son - TA Commie.

Anonymous said...

"I wonder if I should insult fascists and traitors like POTUS just did?"

Who? The Evil Biorobot? Too much drugs TA Commie. Sober up.

Anonymous said...

Can I steal classified documents and get away with it too

Try genocide and they are getting away with it.

The National Institute of Health (NIH) is partially terminating a grant to a nonprofit that worked extensively with the Wuhan Institute of Virology on bat coronavirus research. In letters posted by Republicans on the House Oversight Committee this month, an NIH official said EcoHealth Alliance had not been able to hand over lab notebooks and other records from its Wuhan partner that relate to controversial experiments involving modified bat viruses, despite multiple requests.

https://republicans-oversight.house.gov/wp-content/uploads/2022/08/NIH-EHA-Production-8.19.22.pdf


Must be the same agents who are under investigation while the magistrate who resigned from the RICO case (Trump vs Hillary and crew) on July 22 gives out search warrants to the same agents who are under investigation.

Damn, the New York Slime and the Communist News Network forgot to mention all this.

Anonymous said...

Adam's (and Rob's) Manahattan

~Police say the thieves slammed into the victim’s car causing it to jump the curb around 5 p.m. Saturday on 91st Street and 2nd Avenue.

The passenger of the Mercedes ran out and robbed the 55-year-old victim, then ran back into the getaway car.~


https://twitter.com/i/status/1566205798824427522


Anonymous said...

You cannot humiliate this guy. He is clueless. His handlers don’t care either.

Anonymous said...

May as well have just had idiot DeBlasio for a 3rd term.

Anonymous said...

BTW, thanks Mayor Adams for the totally unexpected $150 property tax rebate check received 3 days ago in the mail. JQ, any other readers get one?

The Mayor signs laws, he doesn't pass them, so I think you're giving him credit for something that the City Council did. But no doubt he'll accept it. I think the check went to everyone, regardless of income, need, etc.

Anonymous said...

I’m channeling my inner “ Dark Brandon”

Anonymous said...

Anonymous Anonymous said...
BTW, thanks Mayor Adams for the totally unexpected $150 property tax rebate check received 3 days ago in the mail. JQ, any other readers get one?

They're returning your money to you, taxes are taken not paid...

Anonymous said...

Swagger Say their name.

Anonymous said...

That guy behind me is staring at his phone. He must be a cop.

Anonymous said...

Please don't forget to vote the globalist shapeshifter out of office come November

47.8% @KathyHochul
43.4% @leezeldin
2.1% @LarrySharpe
6.7% Undecided


Anonymous said...

George, you really got a check from Adams?

Anonymous said...

I wonder if I should put Dr. NPC Doofus in charge of the health department?

Anonymous said...

"Why is that guy behind me taking a picture of the top of my bald head?":

Anonymous said...

"I just need a new red Chinese MAGA hat and a subscription to TRUMP Magazine"

Anonymous said...

Dark Brandon said...
“Life is like a box of documents, you never know what you’re gonna get”

Anonymous said...

Jesus and hard work, both concepts being four-letter words to modern democrats like me.

Anonymous said...

Is it true that only brainless idiots use Twitter?

Anonymous said...

I'm having a meltdown over the Trump special master.

Anonymous said...

I'm as angry as a Fox News Sheeple.

Anonymous said...

I'm the Biden of Brooklyn !

Anonymous said...

As My Trump Derangement Syndrome Hits Critical Mass I Can't Smile.

Anonymous said...

Ignominious irrelavance: the perfect description for the future of the Dems.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if I should put Dr. NPC Doofus in charge of the health department?


We are wondering if you should spend your remaining days at Creedmore or at lifetime rehab.

Anonymous said...

He is cranky, the shape shifter is in charge around here.

NY mask mandate lifted on subway and public transportation, Gov. Hochul announces

https://gothamist.com/news/ny-mask-mandate-lifted-on-subway-and-public-transportation-gov-hochul-announces

Anonymous said...

I voted for Trump ‘cause I’m a fascist at heart.

Anonymous said...

"Bring back mean tweets"