Is it true that the new bus colors will represent a more culturally diverse Queens? The ones going through Middle Village and Maspeth will be mainly white, while the ones in Jackson heights will be much darker and shorter. The ones in Jamaica will be black and mush faster than most other buses. Flushing buses will be slimmer, healthier and will age much more gracefully. The Astoria and Howard Beach will be slicker and need much more oil, while the Sunnyside and Woodside buses will run on alcohol. Forest Hills buses will have a wacky sense of humor. Rockaway buses will be black and green and also run on alcohol. Long Island City buses will run on organic ethanol, will be colorless, orderless, unoffensive with gender-neutral drivers and non-binary direction signals.
6-6:30??? !!! WTF thats not even time enough to tell which routes have been changed. More proof the MTA takes the word authority in their title way too literally. A bunch of carpet bagging hipster scumbags from Wabash. Throw them back to whichever flyover state they were spawned in...
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A dog and pony show, wear hip boots to wade through the manure
Is it true that the new bus colors will represent a more culturally diverse Queens?
The ones going through Middle Village and Maspeth will be mainly white, while the ones in Jackson heights will be much darker and shorter. The ones in Jamaica will be black and mush faster than most other buses. Flushing buses will be slimmer, healthier and will age much more gracefully. The Astoria and Howard Beach will be slicker and need much more oil, while the Sunnyside and Woodside buses will run on alcohol. Forest Hills buses will have a wacky sense of humor. Rockaway buses will be black and green and also run on alcohol. Long Island City buses will run on organic ethanol, will be colorless, orderless, unoffensive with gender-neutral drivers and non-binary direction signals.
Prove me wrong ...
@Prove me wrong ... I can't !
Will my 2 cents count for anything ?
6-6:30??? !!! WTF thats not even time enough to tell which routes have been changed. More proof the MTA takes the word authority in their title way too literally. A bunch of carpet bagging hipster scumbags from Wabash. Throw them back to whichever flyover state they were spawned in...
@"Will my 2 cents count for anything ?"
Yes. It'll probably count for about $.02.
As IS nauseatingly usual, it's one of two choices: BS and MS: Bullshit and MORE Shit! MTA: MENDACITY, TYRANNY, ARROGANCE ...
Proved you wrong,,Sunnyside and Woodside( especially)are no longer Irish.You should get out now and again.
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