Friday, July 28, 2023

Caption this bike rider

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Special double caption day to go with today's heatwave. Wonder why we are seeing so many micro mobility users hiding their faces in the summer.

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

Isis Alternatives.

Anonymous said...

I have a bike, therefore I must be a communist!
Go figure…

Anonymous said...

I hope I don’t get run over by a deranged car totalitarian?

Anonymous said...

Try fitting a Trumpanzee on this little bike?

Anonymous said...

Try this in the great swamp of Florida?

Anonymous said...

This is much better than those fake cowboys with their fake hats down south. Try that in a large town!

Anonymous said...

Adamsville residents

Anonymous said...

That bag on the front is where I store all my classified documents.

Anonymous said...

At this point it's like boy scout badges.

Anonymous said...

I'm really a TrumpTurd in disguise.

Anonymous said...

They are hiding their faces from the street cameras so they can break the law with impunity.

Anonymous said...

Schwetty Balls

Anonymous said...

I'll have cycled all the way around the planet before any comments get published on this barren blog.

Anonymous said...

Anyone with the means to leave NYC needs to be reviewing their options. One party voting always leads to zero accountability followed by decline and chaos.

Anonymous said...

Only the criminals will have napkins.

Anonymous said...

I guess this is the invisible caption competition.

TrumpTurds ToiletBowl said...

Even though this bike that you see isn’t real, I’m cycling it anyway.

Anonymous said...

We know there’s something wrong with the government when most voters don’t participate in the electoral process - there’s no choices or organization in NYC seeking solutions for meaningful change.

Anonymous said...

Corn Pop was a bad dude

LowIQAnon said...

It’s me, Hunter Biden. Impeach me if you can!!!

Anonymous said...

Yep, climate change.

Anonymous said...

Y’all playing in NYC !

Anonymous said...

Can I erase this bike as evidence?Asking for a former president?

Anonymous said...

Great to live in a free city. This wouldn’t be allowed down south in the Third World!

Ned said...

I gots mine and yours too!!

-Ned
www.nra.org

Anonymous said...

Trolling for his next victim

Anonymous said...

The usual suspect

SomeTraitorFromQueens said...

If I go through a red light, the cops will give me a ticket. I
f I steal from charities, don't pay my bills, try to overturn an election or trade classified information for cash, I could become the Republican nominee for president, again.

Ain't America wonderful.

Anonymous said...

Just wondering how long I can cycle around before I'm run over by a mentally deranged car totalitarian.

Anonymous said...

Do I need fake license plates like Vickie Paladino?

Anonymous said...

"All the media and the politicians ever talk about is things that separate us, things that make us different from one another"
George Carlin

Anonymous said...

I be Rolling through Queens getting mad respect

Anonymous said...

Certified “NYC” Yo

Disgruntled Sis said...

Don't want the cameras to catch me on facial recognition - I only got 13 open warrants & 35 priors. I'll be deported if they see my face and realize I`m a convicted pedophile.

Anonymous said...

Someone is about to be a crim victim.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE IT WHEN DEMOCRATIC POLICIES AFFECT THOSE WHO VOTED FOR IT.

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