Saturday, August 22, 2020

Caption Cuomo



























33 comments:

Anonymous said...

IM SUCH AN ASSHOLE

Reyx77 said...

My advice to other governors if this were to ever happen again.
Kill all the old people early. Send COVID patients to nursing homes and just let nature run it’s course. The really high death toll at the start is good because you’ll look better when you bring it down. With all the old people dead, there will be a few young people dying here and there but the numbers will come way down.
When you explain how you’re flattening the curve, say it in a halting speech pattern. Pretend you’re a college professor trying to teach kindergarten kids the laws of physics.
Now it’s not just my brother who thinks I’m smart! I got a book deal out of this!

Anonymous said...

"How I Killed Your Mother "

Anonymous said...

CUOMO SUCKS

Anonymous said...

Cuomo Killed Gramdmas

Anonymous said...

I Killed New York

Anonymous said...

Bill de Blasio Killed a Groundhog
I Killed Nonna

Anonymous said...

I've told you before, Kay, don't ask me about my business.

Where's Fredo?

Anonymous said...

Looks like everyone is on the same page.

Anonymous said...

This guy is one sick twisted mofo. He called killing 30,000 NY’ers “beautiful”. And now he’s got a book coming out. Sick sick sick!!!

Sorry JQ. I’m not good at the captions

Oh here one

“What can I fuck up next?!?

Anonymous said...

Excellent.

Anonymous said...

"I wonder if I can be a bigger asshole than Deblasio"

Anonymous said...

Call a cop, New Yorker's!

JQ LLC said...

I'm surprise no one did a Darth Vader one yet, going by that grip Andy is doing there.

"I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Anonymous said...

Here is your next President

https://rense.com/general96/biden-forcing-horrified-little-girl.php

Anonymous said...

New york is going down the can. And I'm reaping all the benefits.

Anonymous said...

"That man taking pictures of me looks familiar. He looks like someone from the FBI field office..."

Anonymous said...

My mamma's meatballs are THIS big!

Anonymous said...

One more year with that Billy Boy Mayor

georgetheatheist said...

"I always wondered which was bigger - one of my mother's meatballs or one of DJT's testicles."

Anonymous said...

“I want to be president”! Heh heh heh!”👺

Anonymous said...

"Step one- tame the beast. Step two- get a big bag and fill it with money."

Anonymous said...

Donnie, NY's gonna put your a$$ in jail.

Anonymous said...

“It’s nothing personal...it’s strictly business”

Anonymous said...

"Stare into my eyes and don't watch my hands. This is my Houdini slight of hand act where all your hard earned money magically disappears into my greedy hands."

Anonymous said...

If we kill all the old people in nursing homes, just think how much money the state can save on Medicaid.

Anonymous said...

Senator Corleone, Governor Cuomo, Senator Corleone, Governor Cuomo...

JQ LLC said...

The winners of the caption contest are as followed in no particular order except for number 1

1. Reyx's distillation of Cuomo's neoliberal machinating, COVID response narrative control and orchestrating the hospital/nursing home pipeline
2. Anon re: Medicaid savings
3. Anon re: Nona
4. Anon re: Sen. Corleone
5. Anon re: Where's Fredo
6. Anon re: Mama Meatballs
7. Anon re: same page.

Anonymous said...

@If we kill all the old people in nursing homes, just think how much money the state can save on Medicaid.

First you stick them with $15,000/month. Then if any monies and properties are left and not taken care by wills, attorneys, estate planning, well is a lot more than Medicaid if you ask me.

Anonymous said...

I tried twiddling my thumbs but this is the best I could do.

Anonymous said...

I have killed more people in nursing homes then all then all the serial murderers put together. And I accomplished that in a span of three months.

Anonymous said...

"kill all the old people in nursing homes, just think how much money the state can save on Medicaid"

Since when does Medicaid covers nursing homes?

Anonymous said...

Medicaid was created in 1965 as a social healthcare program to help people with low incomes receive medical attention. Many seniors rely on Medicaid to pay for long-term nursing home care.

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