Tuesday, March 17, 2015

Melinda, fix thine own house

I ask that you not use my name or email address.

My wife works in Borough Hall which has 2 elevators:

An old one which is intermittent in working.
A new one which didn't pass Inspection.

We are getting to a situation akin to this.

Sit vis nobiscum,
May the force be with you

- Anonymous

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

They let Civic Virtue crumble. Why not their own corrupt headquarters? Finally, the exterior decay becomes as evident as the interior decay of our borough government. Hey, tear it all down and let one of Tommy Huang's countrymen build us a new burro hall. LOL!

Anonymous said...

Maybe Melinda's beau Curtis can "inject" some fresh ideas.

Anonymous said...

Even our seat of government looks like the rest of Queens....A BLOOMIN' SHIT HOL....thanks to a succession of a bunch of crooked or lazy borough presidents!

Anonymous said...

Anon #2:
I hear that they've split. Any confirm?

Anonymous said...

They split. Every now and then he brings it up on his radio talk show on WABC . And he really lashes out at her. Must have been a very messy split up.

Melooney Katz said...

Lonely Planet sez visit Queens.

georgetheatheist said...

Look at the photo. The architectural facade of Borough Hall. Have you ever seen anything so artistically bereft? Square columns against a non-descript wall of windows. Who ever dreamed this up?

Anonymous said...

Lonely Planet was paid off with marketing funds from Queens Boro Hall and Developers!

Anonymous said...

Resembles buildings in the old Soviet Union. Inside it's even worse and I'm not only talking about the architecture.

georgetheatheist said...

"Sit vis nobiscum."

Should be "vobiscum."

georgetheatheist said...

6 bare columns - a blank canvass - crying out to be festooned with some kind of artsy bannering? Melinda are you reading this? Time to pizzazz up the building's facade.

Anonymous said...

Melinda needs to pizazz up her own pasty face. A little Liz Arden, and a little Loreal. Gag, nothing can really help. Maybe she needs a new Cleopatra look. Maybe that is why Curtis got tired of her. Maybe Katz has gone back to her ladies after she dropped her litter.

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