Showing posts with label easter. Show all posts
Showing posts with label easter. Show all posts
Sunday, April 17, 2022
Caption Governor Hochul and the interim Lt. Governor
Sunday, April 1, 2018
Sunday, March 27, 2016
Happy Easter from Queens Crap!
Miss Kelly: A pink rabbit, six feet tall.
Wilson: Six feet?
Elwood P. Dowd: Six feet five inches. Now let's stick to the facts.
Mr. Parker: He looks like a deranged Easter Bunny.
Mother: He does not!
Mr. Parker: He does too, he looks like a pink nightmare!
Big Bad Bill certainly laid 2 eggs this year that looked pretty on their surfaces but turned out to be rotten inside - just in time for Easter. And we didn't even have to hunt for them.
Coming soon to stink up a neighborhood near you!
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Bloomberg bans Easter eggs
From Sodahead:
“Personally, if I had it my way I would ban them all,” stated a stern-faced Michael Bloomberg to reporters Thursday morning.
But New York’s Mayor is not talking about soft drinks this time. He is not talking about salt shakers, guns, cigarettes or headphones. No, this time Mayor Michael “The Ban Man” Bloomberg is speaking of Easter eggs. Yes, Easter eggs and the famed 400-year-old hare that delivers them, the Easter Bunny.
The New York City mayor signed an executive order Thursday forbidding the bouncing, buck-toothed icon of Easter from leaving the city’s children with plastic Easter eggs no longer or wider than one inch, thereby reducing with amount of candy that can be stored in them.
Happy Easter to all, and don't be an April Fool! - QC
Sunday, April 8, 2012
Sunday, April 24, 2011
Monday, April 5, 2010
Gang Initiation Day leaves 3 people shot and 30 arrested
From the NY Post:Scores of gangbangers marauded through Times Square and nearby streets last night, storming businesses and harassing pedestrians as three people were shot in possibly related violence.
Hundreds of cops struggled to disperse the youths.
One man was shot in the ankle on West 41st Street between Seventh and Eighth avenues.
Early this morning two people were shot at 34th Street between Seventh and Eighth avenues. Their conditions were not immediately known. Twenty young men were seen fleeing the scene.
And a woman was hit by a bb pellet at West 51st Street and Seventh Avenue. Her wound was not life-threatening, authorities said.
Police were trying to determine whether the three incidents were related to the disturbances.
A cop trying to break up a rowdy group of youths outside the police substation at West 42nd Street was taken away on a stretcher after he sustained a knee injury.
At least 30 people, including seven juveniles, were arrested by early this morning.
In past years, the NYPD and businesses have beefed up security in the area on Easter Sunday, which has become known in certain circles as "Gang Initiation Day."
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Easter in Manhattan, 1900
"Easter Sunday on Fifth Avenue in 1900"Photo from Ephemeral New York
And what happened to the Central Park bunnies?
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