Caption the muzzled mayor

Caption The Blaz at Rikers Island

 

The current mayor looks just like the grimacing face emoji. He should be because he's about to release thousands of inmates and the blowback is not going to be pretty. 

Caption unqualified comptroller candidate Cojo

 

Caption Ciafone on the campaign trail

 

Making all his nowhere plans for nobody...

Memorial Day caption: the Blaz and this agitated boy

 

This really couldn't wait til Friday. The kid looks like he's being held hostage.

6 more months of this goon.

Caption Robert Holden

 

Friday is Crappy Caption Day. What words would possibly be going through Holden's mind if there was a cartoon thought balloon there?

I'd like to dedicate this to #JuanAnon, the shitlib fringe supporters of Juan Ardila, who think yours truly and the original Crapper are the same entity and also think that the Council Member is somehow linked to this blog when QC was running it for over a decade, and in the last three years since I took over. Well here's your chance to vent your frustrations on the comment thread and not on facebook or twitter where I can't respond to you.

I've never met Mr. Holden (nor Crapper I) and if I had, I'd think the council member wouldn't like my politics or my own criticisms of the NYPD. So chill out OK? 

Winner of best caption gets nothing, but later on when you die, you will receive total consciousness. Which is nice.

 

Caption Cuomo hitting the bottom

   What the final scene of the movie version of Cuomo's "American crisis: Leadership lessons from the COVID19 pandemic" will look like...