Saturday, November 11, 2023

Caption Mayor Eric Adams

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Please, "on topics" only. 

 

52 comments:

Anonymous said...

Anyone see my cell phone and iPad?

Anonymous said...

I'm more interested in the Taylor Swift Travis Kelce romance.

Anonymous said...

I didn't sell my finger painting artwork for tens of thousands.

Anonymous said...

I Just checked. Turkey does have an extradition treaty with the US, so that option is out.

Anonymous said...

I did whatever the DC Swamp wanted to push.

Anonymous said...

It’s a conspiracy, it’s a witch hunt, fake news, what about Biden, I’m the best mayor ever.
Everyone is saying it. I’m the most persecuted mayor ever.
Make NY Great Again…

Anonymous said...

I hope they don’t look for those boxes of classified docs in my bathroom…

Anonymous said...

I’m reading here that Woke Derangement Syndrome is real and can have a real bad effect on already deranged rightwing nuts.
Sad.

Anonymous said...

One dollar for the city, $5 for me, $1 for the city, $5 for me.....
Oh, I almost forgot, $1 for my hero Donald, $1 for the city, $5 for me....

Anonymous said...

I wonder if I can call up those who paid for my Israel vacation? Maybe they;ll bail me out? Maybe I could play the "anti-Semitism" card they gave me? Hmmmm.
That's it, eureka:
"This whole witch hunt reeks of anti-Semitism!
You are either with me, or you are a supporter of Hamas!"

Anonymous said...

Oh, look. A book. I wounder is this one banned in Florida?

Anonymous said...

What would my hero, DJT do?

Anonymous said...

I've been told, by a dear friend who lived on 5th Avenue, that you can run for office from Jail .
Let's hope that's true?

Anonymous said...

"Flip to the back - I want to see how it ends."

Anonymous said...

Democrats like me know no rules. We are prone to riding the blue wave, then flip flopping around wherever the latest political fad sends us. We are barely people of mettle or strength.

Anonymous said...

Just imagine the embarrassment, shame, and humiliation those who voted for me must feel.

Anonymous said...

The New Deal, The Great Frontier, The Great Society and now…..
The Dazed & Confused

Anonymous said...

I deserve a medal for bravery.

Anonymous said...

Stupid Phuck, he should be reading the U.S. Penal Code.

Anonymous said...

I knew I should’ve run as a Republican.

Anonymous said...

I hope I don’t end up in jail with deranged QAnon creeps.

georgetheatheist said...

That blue book's cover nicely hides the Donald Duck comic book I'm reading.

Anonymous said...

What's my social score ?

Anonymous said...

I wonder will I have to share a cell with TrumpTurd or members of his crime family?

Anonymous said...

This witch-hunt would never have happened if DJT were president.

Anonymous said...

Where do I send my resume?

Anonymous said...

"Please, "on topics" only" The troll with #TDS can't help it JQ !

Anonymous said...

Some clowns think "Phuck" is a word.

Anonymous said...

Even though I am a corrupt TrumpTurd, I'm still better than the cat man with the silly red hat.

Anonymous said...

If I keep going, this place will end up like the 'Great Red Swamp' of Florida.

Anonymous said...

Gee I'm reading here that New Yorkers are fed up with the Democrats’ disastrous one-party rule that’s left families dealing with record crime and an out-of-control migrant crisis, high taxes, tolls, food prices and housing.

Anonymous said...

If I was white, I’d look like Homer Simpson

Anonymous said...

OK,
Plan A get revenge on all my enemies.
Plan B get revenge on all my enemies.
Plan C round up all my enemies and lock them up.

That sounds like a plan.

Anonymous said...

If I was white, I’d look like Homer Simpson

Last time I checked, all of the Simpsons were yellow.

Anonymous said...

Maybe I can be Re- instated after 8 months?

Anonymous said...

I’m trying to stay on topic, but Woke Derangement Syndrome is real.

Anonymous said...

Why do crybabies whine about #TDS to the moderator?

Anonymous said...

Maybe I could hop on a plane and steal some land in the Middle East. My Brooklyn buddies in Borough park could help.

Anonymous said...

Sorry about using logic against Trolls JQ, I know it's not fair to use logic against someone who is ideologically "Woke" possessed just looking for replies here on Queens Crap to make them feel like they matter.

Anonymous said...

The Queens Crap Woke troll is addicted to attention. Not much going on in her/he/its brain.

Anonymous said...

I see some communists are against high prices? Did they never hear of capitalism?

Anonymous said...

Why do all these "pro-life" people love to see people getting bombed to bits?

Anonymous said...

DOES JOE BIDEN HAVE TO P*SS HIS PANTS ON STAGE BEFORE HE'S FINALLY BOOTED?

Anonymous said...

I live in a bubble !

Anonymous said...

What to the polls say ?

Anonymous said...

I’ve never seen logic on a caption contests, despite what some crybabies may say.

Anonymous said...

Yes, this book has been banned in Florida. It doesn’t have the required colorful pictures.

Anonymous said...

I’m really reading “Memoirs of A Trump Crime Capo”. I’m looking for what doesn’t work.

Anonymous said...

Oh, it says here that ther'll be a big pro-Terrorist rally in DC on Nov 14.

Anonymous said...

We need to do something about all the deranged QAnon's wandering the city. Maybe we should send them to Florida.

Anonymous said...

Hmm, this financial statement says that rich people don't pay taxes. Is that a new thing?
Maybe they should get another Tax Cut, just in case. We don't want them discriminated against.

Anonymous said...

I have to admit it was fellow Democrats too.