Friday, December 8, 2017
So you think you have talent? - Speaker edition
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It's Friday. The City Council Speaker candidates didn't have a care in the world (except jockeying for position to kiss the king's ring) when they boogied down at Joe Crowley's holiday party. You might hit the eggnog extra hard yourself when you realize what we're in store for over the next 4 years. Go ahead and caption this photo.
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34 comments:
Sing Along With Bitch.
Meet The New Crowley Minstrels singing songs for their succor.
These people have no sense of decency or a microcosm of dignity.
That look on the Bassist's face...
Pay us now, you unwashed ple-ebes, fa la la la la la la la la
Or else we'll bus in more junk-ies, fa la la la la la la la la
Re: bass player
I noticed it too. He looks mortified.
I think is speaks volumes not about these jerks, but about us in Queens and on how we let them manipulate us and our communities, how we are afraid of them, and how we let them bait one against another.
Now go to a mirror and tell yourself why you let these people do the things that they do to you. Take a long heard look Queens.
Explain to yourself why you lower your personal self esteem because you want to make them happy by putting a smile on their face to do their bidding - even if it means hurting your interests or double crossing your neighbor.
"Let's see who can open their mouth widest to accommodate Crowley's _______."
"Fear the Chorus"
"Home, home on the mange
Where our rears for REBNY play
Where never is heard
A discouraging word
As those rears
For REBNY sway."
They look like a prison singing band. They all belong in one.
Watch out if one of them touched someone accidentally in 1999
'Keep in time. Black guys help the white guys!'
Did this impromptu performance on the same day that they had that cupcake and milkshake hearing with Shoya Olatoye?
JVB's playlist: "Back Door Man" followed by "Love Will Turn You Around".
It's Raining Men! Hallelujah!
It's Raining Men! Amen!
Tall, blonde, dark and lean
Rough and tough and strong and mean!
Every year with this crap... Joe Crowley travels to all the County affiliated clubs and sings christmas songs while everyone just sits there and watches. Then all the electeds join in. Their aides stand in the back looking awkward. The food awaits the hungry attendees. After the politicians have finished their singing, the speeches and their "hey look at me, I'm great, I'm doing something", then, and only when your table number is called... may you go up to the buffet and eat...it's time to wake up Queens...it's time to get some self respect...there's more to life than this...throw these people out...you're better than this
Jumangee is diggin van Bramer.
Hey, fuck the people
Hey, fuck the people
Fuck the people
Fuck the people
Where are they crooning? On the Titanic? Looks like the ship is sinking down on the left.
Stick a fork in me I am done!!!
Hey Joe, who ya gonna pick for council speaker
I say Hey Joe, who ya gonna pick for council speaker
I'm gonna get down on my knees, you know I'm gonna do what you please (and what REBNY wants too baby)
Hey Joe, who ya gonna pick for council speaker
"The New Crowley Minstrels"...that's funny hahaha...
Every year with this crap... Joe Crowley travels to all the County affiliated clubs and sings christmas songs while everyone just sits there and watches. Then all the electeds join in. Their aides stand in the back looking awkward. The food awaits the hungry attendees. After the politicians have finished their singing, the speeches and their "hey look at me, I'm great, I'm doing something", then, and only when your table number is called... may you go up to the buffet and eat...it's time to wake up Queens...it's time to get some self respect...there's more to life than this...throw these people out...you're better than this
SOUNDS LIKE THE SOVIET UNION IN ITS DOTAGE, OR ONE OF THE CENTRAL ASIAN 'STANS' TODAY.
QUEENS IS A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY - "CROWLEY-STAN". YOU CAN THANK ONLY ONE ENTITY THAT HIS ITS FOOT ON THE NECK OF MILLIONS - "COUNTY."
ITS BACKWARD AND NO ONE WANTS TO GO THERE UNLESS THEY ARE SENT BY HEAD OFFICE. QUEENS NEEDS A BORAK. AND EVEN THEN THEY ARE SO [ ] THEY WOULD THINK ITS A COMPLIMENT.
SOMIEONE SHOULD FILM THIS OVERLAYED WITH A SATIRCIAL COMMENTARY. THEY WOULD WIN A PRIZE.
Correction: it Borat.
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Crowleystan.
heard Virginia Joe Crowley is arranging to coronated Dizzy Lizzy as the next city council speaker
U don't have to be a council member to be speaker
remember that u heard it here first
Shameless pigs!
re: Dizzy Lizzy
Uh oh.
Elizabeth comment sounds like a lame attempt to divert attention away from the
CROWLEYSTAN
remarks. This blog is a gem.
Joe Crowley sucks both as a politician and a guitar player.
How one family can be so fucked up I have no idea, worse then the Kennedy's !!
Some old senior Irish in the apt buildings still call this a legacy? Legacy of what exactly ?
These voracious, predatory and rapacious thieves have usurped ALL power away from We, the People, in an arrogant, kleptocratic power grab, and We, the 'SHEEPLE' be damned (again and STILL)!
Who in f**k needs a city council speaker, anyway, when it's just another crooked, taxpayer funded job that was born of political patronage, and not public referendum. It needs to be abolished, as well as all borough presidents, as well as the intensely vacuous public advocate's office (which is merely a taxpayer funded stepping stone to the mayoralty).
Slavery didn't end in 1865—IT EVOLVED (the proof is in the picture of slave masters above)!
❝I freed a thousand slaves. I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.❞ —Harriet Tubman
❝It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it.❞ ―Upton Sinclair
❝If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.❞ ―Malcolm X
❝The most effective way to destroy people is to deny and obliterate their own understanding of their history.❞ ―George Orwell
❝Man is the most insane species.
He worships an invisible God
and slaughters an invisible Nature...
without realizing that this Nature
he slaughters is this invisible God
he worships.❞ ―Hubert Reeves
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❝Men and women ... do you not realize that the State is the worst enemy you have? It is a machine that crushes you in order to sustain the ruling class, your masters. Like naïve children, you blindly invest your trust in your politically failed leaders. You make it possible for them to creep into your confidence, only to have them betray you to the first bidder. But even where there is no direct betrayal, the labor politicians make common cause with your enemies to keep you in leash, to prevent your direct action. The State is the pillar of capitalism, and it is ridiculous to expect any redress from it.❞ —Emma Goldman
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AIN'T THAT A SHAME <UR ALL TO BLAME
Now, there was a time that I used to think that ALL politicians (not public servants), were just a slither above the skankiest, filthiest, below the gutter whores who knew how to take cock 'whole and straight' (without a gag reflex).
Turns out that the mentally ill, defective and completely mad and drunk with depravity politicians, like Councilboys Eric Ulrich (a/k/a Derelict Dullrich), Jimmy Van Brainless (and the entire scourge of filth at Joe Crowley's annual Christmas desecration/bacchanalia), could teach the lowest crack whores how to successfully alternate between MANY of the party-machine-failed 'Big Swinging Dicks,' as well as the biggest corporate and REBNY cocks, without missing a beat to come up for oxygen——and, they can all do it at will!
Frankly, I'll take an honest crack whore ANY day over this openly practicing, derelict, dishonest, dishonorable and disloyal scourge of epic government fail——because, they're ALL more dignified, as they continue to make an honest living by comparison, where it's always quid pro quo for services rendered (unlike the kleptocratic kakistocracy of more of the same 'taxation WITHOUT representation' that devalues honesty itself).
It's beyond sick then, to watch these shameless cocksuckers OPENLY disgracing flag, country and Constitution, as they proudly wear the American flag in their oily lapels, whilst doing everything to betray it, with a vengeful impunity that is unprecedented to date. These vats of filth are the greatest enemies of the state, and they are committing some of the greatest crimes against humanity that now DEVALUE honesty itself——to pathologically high treasonous, traitorous and tyrannical effect!
Merry Christmas, Queens County——compliments of that big, red, white and blue dick that these voracious thieves have never stopped cramming up Queens County's sore-and-stretched out asshole!
Men (REAL men, that is!) have been hanged for LESS!
2021 laughing at this
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